I just bought 2 Avocados on Amazon Prime

[BWillie]

Free shipping. Be here tomorrow by 11am. Cheaper than Hy-Vee and I don’t have to go to the store every 3 days now to get them. Apparently you can buy Blueberries, strawberries and all sorts of perishable shit. You used to have to pay an extra $9.99 or something for Whole Foods to do it. Was free for me.

Bezos you crazy bald bastard. You finally did it.

[Bump]

ya I've used their grocery before

it's okay but prefer Costco or a grocery store. They put like 10 bags of my groceries once on my neighbor's porch which was kind of awkward

[ptlyon]

The only way that would be awkward is if the "grocery" bananas were dildos

[Why Not?]

Were they from Mexico?

[Jewish Rabbi]

This is better news than scho order his hookers online

[Garcia Bronco]

I'm not sure I'm interested in your purchased romances.

[RealSNR]

You seem like the kind of person who bought a Segway

[Why Not?]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

This is better news than scho order his hookers online

But is it, though? The world might be a better place if all the loners and dudes too afraid to talk to women could access safe and reliable Amazon hooker delivery. I bet mass shootings and all the incidents where you think “man if only that dude had gotten laid once in a while, he probably wouldn’t be as much of a high strung loser” would drop somewhat. I think we should advocate for this plan *

*- for the record, I am not talking about Scho in the above.

[Titty Meat]

Shove them up your ass

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Why Not?

But is it, though? The world might be a better place if all the loners and dudes too afraid to talk to women could access safe and reliable Amazon hooker delivery. I bet mass shootings and all the incidents where you think “man if only that dude had gotten laid once in a while, he probably wouldn’t be as much of a high strung loser” would drop somewhat. I think we should advocate for this plan *

*- for the record, I am not talking about Scho in the above.

Do you call it Whoredash? Boober? FedXXX? InstaTart?

[Raiderhater]

I cannot wrap my mind around the idea of someone else picking out my produce for me. Or steaks. Or bread. Or really anything, but especially anything where ripeness level/freshness/dates are most important.

We live in a lazy ass society.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Do you call it Whoredash? Boober? FedXXX? InstaTart?

Some high class hot looking chicks need to do this service but for groceries.

[Raiderhater]

Originally Posted by Why Not?

But is it, though? The world might be a better place if all the loners and dudes too afraid to talk to women could access safe and reliable Amazon hooker delivery. I bet mass shootings and all the incidents where you think “man if only that dude had gotten laid once in a while, he probably wouldn’t be as much of a high strung loser” would drop somewhat. I think we should advocate for this plan *

*- for the record, I am not talking about Scho in the above.

This hits upon another issue, society’s withdrawal from itself. This minimization of contact with our fellow man is not healthy. And yes, a lot of those mass shooters are indeed loners who are socially withdrawn.

[kysirsoze]

Originally Posted by Raiderhater

I cannot wrap my mind around the idea of someone else picking out my produce for me. Or steaks. Or bread. Or really anything, but especially anything where ripeness level/freshness/dates are most important.

Yeah I imagine those avocados are gonna be useless.

[Rainbarrel]

Do you have to squeeze an avocado hourly to check for ripeness