Other Sports LeBron James Is A one who sucks the penis

Hammock Parties · 07-08-2010, 10:06 PM

LOL...gotta love deadspin.

http://deadspin.com/5581889/lebron-james-is-a

Tomorrow is the day LeBron James becomes the most unlikable person in the NBA, and perhaps all of American sports. I used to think he was okay a year ago. No more. He's the villain now.

It doesn't matter where he opts to go. If he goes to Chicago, he's a one who sucks the penis. If he goes to Miami, he's a one who sucks the penis. Even if he goes back to Cleveland, he's a goddamn one who sucks the penis. He's a self-aggrandizing sack of shit, and ESPN is a bunch of pussy-whipped enablers for giving him a free hour of airtime tomorrow night and inevitably using 55 minutes of it to let Stu Scott give him a rimjob.

Look at what Kevin Durant did today. He signed an extension well before he could have filed for free agency, announced the signing, and then went back about his business. He didn't need all this dog-and-pony show bullshit. James does, and that means he's a dipshit. People have been kissing this man's ass SINCE ****ING MIDDLE SCHOOL, and he still needs this hourlong AFI tribute special? Bullshit. BULLSHIT.

And I don't care that he asked ESPN to use the commercial airtime tomorrow night to go to charity. That's the most transparent use of charity for the sake of self-glorification I've seen since I saw some actor do it yesterday. "Hey ESPN, why don't you spend an hour kissing my ass? Oh, don't worry. We'll give the money to AIDS babies. That totally makes me selfless." No, it doesn't.

And **** YOU to ESPN for going along with this "Bonds on Bonds" redux. If an ESPN reporter found concrete proof tomorrow morning that James was going to Cleveland or somewhere else, do you think ESPN would let him run with it? **** AND NO. They'd stick him in a ****ing Lucite box and throw him in the cellar until 10PM. They're the whoringest whores that have ever whored. I heard they offered LeBron's crew free blowjobs if he wins a title next year. Wilbon asked to blow him JUST A LITTLE BIT. Not much. Just a little bit.

LeBron is now the guy you openly root against. If he leaves Cleveland tomorrow night, he'll have needlessly strung along an entire fanbase and given them the middle finger by making their breakup spectacularly public. If he stays, he'll have spent two years cockteasing the rest of the world about going somewhere else when he probably never wanted to leave Ohio to begin with. There's no end result tomorrow that makes LeBron a sympathetic figure. He's already gone past the point of no return. He's a one who sucks the penis. Fitting that his most memorable career moment will come when he doesn't even take a ****ing shot. He's a guy that cares more about the end result of playing basketball – massive, unending adulation – than he does actual basketball.

I don't begrudge him that attitude. I'd be the same way if I were a basketball player. All I'd give a shit about would be what I make and where I'm drinking tonight. And I don't begrudge him the right to play somewhere other than Cleveland. It's Cleveland. It blows. There's nothing to do in that town except masturbate and cry. But there's a normal way of doing things, and there's the dick way of doing things, and making your own free agency a two-year drama capped off with an infomercial directed by Senor Spielbergo falls squarely in the purview of FLAMING ****ING DICK MOVES. James is trying to bullshit the world into believing this whole process is some great entertainment he's lavishing upon you. It's not. It's a con. Right now, a lot of people aren't buying the shit this man is selling. And really, that's all LeBron James is these days: a ****ing salesman.

**Gonzo** · 07-08-2010, 10:17 PM

You gotta wonder who cleveland hates more right now, James or Art Modell.
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**Buck** · 07-08-2010, 10:17 PM

Didn't see the other 1000 post thread dedicated to LeBron on the front page?

CoMoChief · 07-08-2010, 10:18 PM

It's true.

And to think.

This is all for someone who's NEVER WON A CHAMPIONSHIP and has a knack for choking in the playoffs.

ChiefsCountry · 07-08-2010, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

Didn't see the other 1000 post thread dedicated to LeBron on the front page?

GoChiefs' post whore attention on Chiefs Planet > LeBron's ego

Sure-Oz · 07-08-2010, 10:18 PM

This is epic

**Gonzo** · 07-08-2010, 10:19 PM

Oh, and **** Espn and **** Stewart Scott.
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KCrockaholic · 07-08-2010, 10:23 PM

LeBron is on his way to winning championships. I don't think he gives a shit, who thinks he sucks a penis.

Hammock Parties · 07-08-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

You gotta wonder who cleveland hates more right now, James or Art Modell.
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Cleveland is the most cursed sports town of all time.

They get ****ed by guys like John Elway.

They get their own Elway...and he tells them to go **** themselves.

Classic.

**Lumpy** · 07-08-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Oh, and **** Espn and **** Stewart Scott.
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What do you have against the weather guy?

Edit: Oh wait, that's Willard Scott.

**Gonzo** · 07-08-2010, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

What do you have against the weather guy?

Edit: Oh wait, that's Willard Scott.

**** him too. **** him with some strawberry preserves in his ass.

Did you know he was one of the original Ronald McDonald's? **** you Ronald.
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Halfcan · 07-08-2010, 10:30 PM

I have never really liked him-great player-but he is no Jordan

**Lumpy** · 07-08-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

**** him too. **** him with some strawberry preserves in his ass.

Did you know he was one of the original Ronald McDonald's? **** you Ronald.
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**Gonzo** · 07-08-2010, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Oh noes.
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**kysirsoze** · 07-08-2010, 11:40 PM

This article pretty much sums up my feelings. I would kill to see Cleveland win a title before Miami.

07-08-2010, 10:06 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $1060478	LeBron James Is A one who sucks the penis LOL...gotta love deadspin. http://deadspin.com/5581889/lebron-james-is-a Tomorrow is the day LeBron James becomes the most unlikable person in the NBA, and perhaps all of American sports. I used to think he was okay a year ago. No more. He's the villain now. It doesn't matter where he opts to go. If he goes to Chicago, he's a one who sucks the penis. If he goes to Miami, he's a one who sucks the penis. Even if he goes back to Cleveland, he's a goddamn one who sucks the penis. He's a self-aggrandizing sack of shit, and ESPN is a bunch of pussy-whipped enablers for giving him a free hour of airtime tomorrow night and inevitably using 55 minutes of it to let Stu Scott give him a rimjob. Look at what Kevin Durant did today. He signed an extension well before he could have filed for free agency, announced the signing, and then went back about his business. He didn't need all this dog-and-pony show bullshit. James does, and that means he's a dipshit. People have been kissing this man's ass SINCE **ING MIDDLE SCHOOL, and he still needs this hourlong AFI tribute special? Bullshit. BULLSHIT. And I don't care that he asked ESPN to use the commercial airtime tomorrow night to go to charity. That's the most transparent use of charity for the sake of self-glorification I've seen since I saw some actor do it yesterday. "Hey ESPN, why don't you spend an hour kissing my ass? Oh, don't worry. We'll give the money to AIDS babies. That totally makes me selfless." No, it doesn't. And YOU to ESPN for going along with this "Bonds on Bonds" redux. If an ESPN reporter found concrete proof tomorrow morning that James was going to Cleveland or somewhere else, do you think ESPN would let him run with it? AND NO. They'd stick him in a ing Lucite box and throw him in the cellar until 10PM. They're the whoringest whores that have ever whored. I heard they offered LeBron's crew free blowjobs if he wins a title next year. Wilbon asked to blow him JUST A LITTLE BIT. Not much. Just a little bit. LeBron is now the guy you openly root against. If he leaves Cleveland tomorrow night, he'll have needlessly strung along an entire fanbase and given them the middle finger by making their breakup spectacularly public. If he stays, he'll have spent two years cockteasing the rest of the world about going somewhere else when he probably never wanted to leave Ohio to begin with. There's no end result tomorrow that makes LeBron a sympathetic figure. He's already gone past the point of no return. He's a one who sucks the penis. Fitting that his most memorable career moment will come when he doesn't even take a ing shot. He's a guy that cares more about the end result of playing basketball – massive, unending adulation – than he does actual basketball. I don't begrudge him that attitude. I'd be the same way if I were a basketball player. All I'd give a shit about would be what I make and where I'm drinking tonight. And I don't begrudge him the right to play somewhere other than Cleveland. It's Cleveland. It blows. There's nothing to do in that town except masturbate and cry. But there's a normal way of doing things, and there's the dick way of doing things, and making your own free agency a two-year drama capped off with an infomercial directed by Senor Spielbergo falls squarely in the purview of FLAMING ING DICK MOVES. James is trying to bullshit the world into believing this whole process is some great entertainment he's lavishing upon you. It's not. It's a con. Right now, a lot of people aren't buying the shit this man is selling. And really, that's all LeBron James is these days: a **ing salesman.
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kysirsoze SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $296946	This article pretty much sums up my feelings. I would kill to see Cleveland win a title before Miami.
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