Poop Why is Clark Hunt trying to seduce me? - Page 3

Sweet Daddy Hate · 08-12-2013, 08:31 AM

Damn.

I've had two dreams about the cHunt in a 3 week span. In the first dream, Clark and I are toodling about town, and he takes me to Arrowhead and gives me a tour of the inner workings of the place which is kinda cool.
Then we're out in one of the surrounding neighborhoods, and this young kid is trying to show off his bling to Clark, and Clark just points over his shoulder to Arrowhead in the background, and gives him one of these:

Next up and last night; the cHunt is trying to hire me as an assistant of some sort for the operations at Arrowhead. I'm siting down and having an actual job interview with Mr. Senator Hair. The little bastard tries to trick me; he has a call sent to the desk, asks me to pick it up, and then waits for me to tactfully cut-off the person on the other end who is going on and on about bowling or some such shit. After hanging on the line for a minute, the cHunt looks at me and says:

"I guess you don't want to talk to ME".

Tricky little shit. Anywho, we have some lunch with some other suits and I apparently got the job, though I have no idea WTF it is.

Clark:

I don't love you in this way. There are many out there and on this board who would drop to their knees for you; I am not one of them.

Get out of my dreams, soccer-boy. Go see Zach or something.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 08-14-2013, 08:50 PM

If Clark Hunt can't turn you on, you are clearly dead.

lcarus · 08-14-2013, 08:53 PM

I had a nocturnal emission last night. Clarky in nothing but a pair of crocs and a pierced naval. Silk sheets that I just recently bought too god DAMN IT.

08-12-2013, 08:31 AM
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Why is Clark Hunt trying to seduce me? Damn. I've had two dreams about the cHunt in a 3 week span. In the first dream, Clark and I are toodling about town, and he takes me to Arrowhead and gives me a tour of the inner workings of the place which is kinda cool. Then we're out in one of the surrounding neighborhoods, and this young kid is trying to show off his bling to Clark, and Clark just points over his shoulder to Arrowhead in the background, and gives him one of these: Next up and last night; the cHunt is trying to hire me as an assistant of some sort for the operations at Arrowhead. I'm siting down and having an actual job interview with Mr. Senator Hair. The little bastard tries to trick me; he has a call sent to the desk, asks me to pick it up, and then waits for me to tactfully cut-off the person on the other end who is going on and on about bowling or some such shit. After hanging on the line for a minute, the cHunt looks at me and says: "I guess you don't want to talk to ME". Tricky little shit. Anywho, we have some lunch with some other suits and I apparently got the job, though I have no idea WTF it is. Clark: I don't love you in this way. There are many out there and on this board who would drop to their knees for you; I am not one of them. Get out of my dreams, soccer-boy. Go see Zach or something.
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08-14-2013, 08:50 PM	#31
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08-14-2013, 08:53 PM	#32
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $-1709887	I had a nocturnal emission last night. Clarky in nothing but a pair of crocs and a pierced naval. Silk sheets that I just recently bought too god DAMN IT.
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