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It seems like you could invent a walnut-shooting gun and then open a walnut shooting range. You make the guns with the right amount of power to break the shells without ruining the nut.
People come and pay you money to shoot walnuts at targets, and at the end of the day you go to the targets and pick up the shelled walnuts. Maybe you even offer a contract for someone else to pick them up and sell them, and you make money on both ends.
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Advertise them to some trappers. They use them to dye their traps black.
Or jack your car up so you have about an inch between the tires and the ground. Have someone gun it and you feed them in between. They go flying but you get the walnut out. |
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maybe we could stamp pioli's face in them with an x through it and drop them from an airplane. Anyone wanna donate?
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Sell em at the road unless they are everywhere where you live or take em to the farmers market and sell them to a vendor
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I'll come and take them off of your hands for $20. I walnut take any less.
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You have walnut trees IN your house?
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Drop them from an airplane. That should work.
Actually, now that I think on it, people in KS used to spread them out on roads and driveways and the cars would de-huskerate them. You got the added benefit of hearing this weird crunching sound, too. Like you were driving over the dried bones of Chiefs season ticket holders. FAX |
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we used to just pile them in the gravel driveway and let the car/truck run over them for a couple months.
i've got them all over my timber. people tell me that if they're straight and tall enough, they're worth a lot of $$$. guy i work with says he bought 40 acres of timber, sold the walnut trees off and paid for it. damn things are hell on mower blades, though. sec
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