My next regrettable thread

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Gawd you guys/gals are ****ing boring tonight. Is nothing new and exciting going on?

My mom is visiting from Kansas for my daughters 16th birthday (yesterday) and is fast asleep in my bedroom while I take the couch but I don't feel like crashing yet. So I peruse CP for anything interesting... anything.

Boring ****s. Prove me wrong....

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Go to bed dumplins. Please. Go to bed.

Ok, ok... I'm going.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by lcarus

Fine by me. That was my mothers name. She died in a train derailment in 76. The engineer was high on pcp. Twas a frickin mess.

#notsureifserious

If you have the power to steal Lumps nickname though you must be cool.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Ok, ok... I'm going.

Lumpdumplins please stop and come back when you're rested.

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

#notsureifserious

If you have the power to steal Lumps nickname though you must be cool.

I stole her nickname and her purse (check your kitchen counter. Betcha your purse is gone)

Originally Posted by lcarus

Bryan Adams asked Norv Turner to please forgive him, after hitting him in the face with a waffle iron in the summer of 69

I thought that was awesome ad libbing right there. Better than Demonpenz, this one time. I'm going to throw you some pity rep.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by tk13

Good grief. Now I wish I hadn't opened this thread this late at night. Those pictures are terrifying.

Rule of thumb... never open one of my threads. Only heartache and disappointment await.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by lcarus

I stole her nickname and her purse (check your kitchen counter. Betcha your purse is gone)

You can have the nickname. As far as my purse... have fun. Just ignore it if it starts vibrating.

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Rule of thumb... never open one of my threads. Only heartache and disappointment await.

My rule of thumb is to open them so I feel much better about myself.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by lcarus

I stole her nickname and her purse (check your kitchen counter. Betcha your purse is gone)

I checked... it is indeed gone. I mean Gonzo checked....... at his house... where he's happily married to Lump. Yep that.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Phobia

My rule of thumb is to open them so I feel much better about myself.

Anything that works for you. I'm only here to help.

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Phobia

I thought that was awesome ad libbing right there. Better than Demonpenz, this one time. I'm going to throw you some pity rep.

I considered substituting waffle iron with cheese grater for what its worth.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Boring old people who go to bed on a Saturday night. Pfft.

Originally Posted by lcarus

I considered substituting waffle iron with cheese grater for what its worth.

Cheese grater has been done. Waffle iron was the right choice.

[stevieray]

pepperoni pizza! go!

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Boring old people who go to bed on a Saturday night. Pfft.

I remember being able to pull all nighters. Now even when I want to stay up really late, I get too tired. 2-3 am is about my limit anymore. I hate staying up until the sun rises, and sleeping in until 1 pm or later.