Douche of the Year Poll, Round 3-The_Al_Davis Region

[Frazod]

On to the Sweet 16! The top two douches advance to the Douchy Elite Eight. One vote, one douche from here on out, so choose your douche carefully.

THE_AL_DAVIS_REGION
Knowmo
Wickedson
Dane McCloud
Sportsshrink

[notorious]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Hootie lives in some delusional world where everyone is "smaller" than him physically, they don't make as much money nor do they work as hard and they're ugly.

You forgot the racist part.



Hootie, you have some funny stories and are pretty entertaining, but sometimes I wonder if you didn't get robbed and raped by a brotha when you were younger.

[luv]

Originally Posted by ClayWhit

If you really want to get back at him...get him to sling you a pizza and stiff him on the tip.

I went to visit a friend of mine at work last week. A table near me had four people. They all ordered appetizers, pick twos, and drinks. Whenever they walked out, I remember thinking, "I wonder how [insert friend's name here] would react if they didn't pay?" Friend walks over, picks up the book, and says, "Well, at least they paid their tab. I was kind of worried." Turns out, they paid the $90 tab, but completely stiffed him.

[Frazod]

And Pootie the Pussy still won't tell us what pathetic menial minimum wage job he has. All we know is that he makes so little that he can't even afford beer anymore. Credit cards must be maxed out, too.

And BTW, Pootie the Pussy, you were the one who got personal first, and now you seem to not remember it, and you've taken my response like the bitch you are and always have been.

Whatever you're doing, it can't be making you that happy because you're too ashamed to admit to it, even on a message board full of strangers. Must be pretty ****ing bad.

As for your friend, anybody who'd have scum like you as a friend is probably ****ed up beyond redemption regardless of being fat, thin or otherwise. Maybe if you quit calling him, he'd get better.

Oh, and I got laid last night. Didn't have to drug her or anything.

[Rams Fan]

Serious question. Why is everyone giving TMD a hard time about his job? I probably haven't been here long enough to understand why, but it seems almost every time someone argues with him they bring it up.

[Hootie]

I used this analogy just a few days ago

I don't think I'm racist...

I hate scumbags...

white, black, brown, yellow, red...

if you're a scumbag, you can **** off and die

now without getting into my definition of a scumbag...

AROUND WHERE I LIVE...

maybe 1 out of every 6 white people is a scumbag...whereas the ratio is flipped when it comes to black people...

asians don't bother anyone...so I'm even less racist towards them than even white people (I hate white trash more than n.....)...even though it's fun to make fun of Asians (but they are super nice people)...

I'm a big fan of the hard working Mexicans...although perverted...they are super good dudes who are usually pretty awesome...I hate the scumbag, gang-banger mexicans...they can rot in hell...

I hate 90% of Indians...they are entitled, they smell...and I ****ing hate them. I hate them way more than the scumbag black people around here...

but yeah...when 6:1 black people are ****ing scum then I guess it can appear as if I'm racist...

but if a black person around here wants to speak like an adult, where a belt, and act like a real ****ing person...then they can be my best friend for all I care

[notorious]

Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

I used this analogy just a few days ago

I don't think I'm racist...

I hate scumbags...

white, black, brown, yellow, red...

if you're a scumbag, you can **** off and die

now without getting into my definition of a scumbag...

AROUND WHERE I LIVE...

maybe 1 out of every 6 white people is a scumbag...whereas the ratio is flipped when it comes to black people...

asians don't bother anyone...so I'm even less racist towards them than even white people (I hate white trash more than n.....)...even though it's fun to make fun of Asians (but they are super nice people)...

I'm a big fan of the hard working Mexicans...although perverted...they are super good dudes who are usually pretty awesome...I hate the scumbag, gang-banger mexicans...they can rot in hell...

I hate 90% of Indians...they are entitled, they smell...and I ****ing hate them. I hate them way more than the scumbag black people around here...

but yeah...when 6:1 black people are ****ing scum then I guess it can appear as if I'm racist...

but if a black person around here wants to speak like an adult, where a belt, and act like a real ****ing person...then they can be my best friend for all I care

Breakin' Balls Hootie. Settle down.

[Thig Lyfe]

sportsshrink all the way.

[Hootie]

I have no credit cards...

I made $450 (excluding hourly) on Saturday alone...

unless the beer I drink is INSANELY unique and expensive...I'm fairly certain I can afford to drink whenever I want

anything else guy?

I don't lie about anything on this board...

because I don't care what anyone thinks

last year I shared a HUGE house with 5 other dudes...my best friend would buy 12 packs of Fuze (a fruity healthy drink) and I would always drink them and he'd always get so annoyed...

well one time they plotted against me...

I had drank ONE TOO MANY...so my friend got our diabetic roommate to take one of his amazingly long pisses into a Fuze bottle...they then sealed it back up...

so I ordered some wings...but I had nothing to drink...

well lookee there! ONE LAST FUZE IN THE FRIDGE?!!? SKEET!

so I go for that delcious drink...

yep

pee

learned my lesson

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by notorious

Breakin' Balls Hootie. Settle down.

well I was just breaking down my thoughts on different races

I have two VERY GOOD INDIAN friends...but they are very much the exceptions...I ****ing hate Indian people...smell/entitled...and smell

black people are fine...I hate n*gg*rs

white people are cool...I hate white trash rednecks

asians are always fine

mexicans are pretty cool unless they are gang bangers

I think the reason I'm labeled as such a racist is because these campus bars are always full of ****ing ghetto ass black people who don't buy a thing and just try to prey on drunk underage white girls...****ing loitering losers

I really hate Chicago for closing down all of their projects...

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Rams Fan

Serious question. Why is everyone giving TMD a hard time about his job? I probably haven't been here long enough to understand why, but it seems almost every time someone argues with him they bring it up.

Jesus, dude, read his posts.

[notorious]

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by frazod

Jesus, dude, read his posts.

translation:

he's too clever for us, he always gets under our skin...so the only thing we can do is try and poke fun of him for being a waiter and a bartender because shit! we have nothing else

there you go

that's the breakdown you'll never get and they'll never admit

[Frazod]

Good ole Pootie - delivering the world's greatest thin crust for $45 an hour. Yeah, that's the ticket!

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

translation:

he's too clever for us, he always gets under our skin...so the only thing we can do is try and poke fun of him for being a waiter and a bartender because shit! we have nothing else

there you go

that's the breakdown you'll never get and they'll never admit

Clever? How clever were you being when you bragged about raping the girl who was passed out at the party?

Yeah, you're just clever as all hell, you ****ing degenerate.

[Hootie]

funny how you've ran with that story

"the girl"

"raping"

"passed out"

"party"

hmm

all of those calories must be bad for the memory