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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 02-03-2010, 05:22 PM   #8791
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Old 02-03-2010, 05:29 PM   #8792
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Apparently she's very aggressive.

I just turned on the hot tub.
Bad idea. You really don't want that much heat near your penis. It will have a negative impact on your ability to achieve and sustain an erection.
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Old 02-03-2010, 06:57 PM   #8793
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Bad idea. You really don't want that much heat near your penis. It will have a negative impact on your ability to achieve and sustain an erection.
Too much info...
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Old 02-03-2010, 08:31 PM   #8794
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Bad idea. You really don't want that much heat near your penis. It will have a negative impact on your ability to achieve and sustain an erection.
I'm not going to **** her IN the hot tub. What do you think I am, a virgin?

Dinner went well. I'm meeting her at a bar in 90 minutes.

I WILL walk out of there with a piece of ass.
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Old 02-03-2010, 09:17 PM   #8795
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Old 02-13-2010, 08:43 PM   #8796
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I'm meeting a 26-year old rock-climbing Jew at a bar 5 minutes away. She said I "wouldn't be disappointed."

I have only seen one tiny pic of her. Hm. Adventure. LIVE DANGEROUSLY, FRIENDS!
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Old 02-13-2010, 09:02 PM   #8797
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I'm meeting a 26-year old rock-climbing Jew at a bar 5 minutes away. She said I "wouldn't be disappointed."

I have only seen one tiny pic of her. Hm. Adventure. LIVE DANGEROUSLY, FRIENDS!
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Old 02-15-2010, 07:40 PM   #8798
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This thread is for single guys who had a horrible V-day. This story should help you out for next year.

GUYS.. try your best to be single on V-day. Here is how I spent my Valentines Day (how all single men should spend it IMO)

I woke up around 11 AM.. made some eggs, put on the TV and checked my text messages. I had about 9 consisting of "How have you been?" "What are you up to?" "Are you home?" etc... from girls I either ****ed, picked-up or had coffee with in the past month or so. Excellent! I decide to send a mass text to all 9 girls, asking them if they would like to meet up. I got 4 "yes" replies and 5 "maybe" ones. I ignored the maybe ones.

Next I jogged my memory to remember who was hottest out of the 4. Then I booked them to meet at my apartment in the order of hottness level (hottest last because she will likely spend the night). I had them come 2 hours apart.

Girl 1: 2PM

Girl 2: 4PM

Girl 3: 6PM

Girl 4: 8PM

YES.. girl one shows up dressed to kill. We flirt, catch up and ****. An hour and a half later I ask her to leave (with lots of resistance but it had to be done). Girl 2 doesn't show. Girl 3 shows... we flirt and make out but she wont go past that. I ask her to leave after 55 minutes. Girl 4 shows up... we flirt, snack, watch a movie.. than have amazing sex. She spends the night. THE END.

So whats the point of this story? Well... basically V-day is for SINGLE man and the Commited woman. Commited men spend their V-day blowing money and doing everything they can to please ONE woman in their life in hopes of getting action. I spent the day sitting on my ass waiting for hot horny girls to show up at my apartment to **** me like a KING.

Fellas, make sure you are single from Jan 2. to Feb. 14 EVERY YEAR. Spend that time getting numbers and meeting lots of women. Get ****ed like a king (more than once) on the 14th like you deserve.

Sex > Spending Money = Valentines Day
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Old 02-20-2010, 09:57 PM   #8799
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Old 02-20-2010, 10:00 PM   #8800
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Very cute. How old is she? Mid to late 20's?
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Old 02-20-2010, 10:04 PM   #8801
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Very cute. How old is she? Mid to late 20's?
She's 37. Wouldn't think so, would you?

God I love cougars. She's actually worried about ME not showing up. She was like "text me if you decide not to come." HAW HAW HAW. If only she knew.
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Old 02-20-2010, 10:07 PM   #8802
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She's 37. Wouldn't think so, would you?

God I love cougars. She's actually worried about ME not showing up. She was like "text me if you decide not to come." HAW HAW HAW. If only she knew.
You'll have to tell her you haven't learned to control that yet.
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Old 02-20-2010, 10:07 PM   #8803
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She's 37. Wouldn't think so, would you?

God I love cougars. She's actually worried about ME not showing up. She was like "text me if you decide not to come." HAW HAW HAW. If only she knew.
Wow, never would have thought she was my age. Have fun with that.
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Old 02-20-2010, 10:08 PM   #8804
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You'll have to tell her you haven't learned to control that yet.
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Old 02-20-2010, 10:09 PM   #8805
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You'll have to tell her you haven't learned to control that yet.
Well played, luv. Rare form.
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