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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: olathe,kansas
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#77 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
Casino cash: $-410100
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while you're at work, not serving orange juice, she's at your house, drinking your orange juice.
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#78 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
Casino cash: $804112
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take naked pics of her. Of course you will have to include naked pics of you just so she isn't suspicious. Then tell her you will post them on the internet if she doesn't leave. Then post them anyway.
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#79 |
Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $-193864
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you know the lady that Roy Munson eats out in kingpin? these two ladys make her look good.
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Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
Casino cash: $10004900
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Hi Gloria. Just tell her your boyfriend got kicked out of his apartment and is moving in with you on Dec. 1. So she needs to make other arrangements by Nov. 25.
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#81 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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"Dear Penthouse:
I'm a single girl with my own house and a job, and make enough to have a comfortable life. How was I to know that my world would be turned upside down by an old acquaintance from my past that said she needed a room for a day or two. You'll never guess what happened next..." Finish the story, sell subscriptions to the horny guys here on the CP, and she'll make her half of the rent, I guarantee... |
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#82 |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
Casino cash: $10004900
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Hey, Gloria, have you noticed the 2 guys who called you stupid on here are GoChiefs and Quiksurfer. There's a couple of geniouses for you.
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $1006558
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So some deadbeat bitch, who has been kicked out of the lives of everyone she knows, TELLS you that she’s moving in with you. You let her. Now she is acting like a homeless leech, invading your life, taking advantage of you, giving nothing back, making no effort to be productive, and you are afraid to say anything?
I’m surprised they let people like you live on your own. Don’t bother asking for advise about this “friend” situation, you better start small, like dressing and feeding yourself.
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Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $2095047
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The second someone TELLS me that I'm doing something for them.....is the second that they get a slap in the face and I walk away. |
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#85 |
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Kansas
Casino cash: $10004925
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#86 |
Starter
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: On your internet
Casino cash: $10004910
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Thread still needs pics.
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#87 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
Casino cash: $-1429523
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Hey badgirl, I have another semen delivery for you. Let me know.
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#88 |
Better to burn out...
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Bible Thumping Country
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#89 |
He-Haw ! He-Haw !
Join Date: Jul 2008
Casino cash: $10004925
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Kick her ass out, I need someone to mooch off of.
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#90 |
Living the Good Life.
Join Date: Apr 2009
Casino cash: $10004900
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Make that bitch earn her stay.
Make her earn it real good. |
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