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Old 10-20-2008, 12:15 PM  
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The Larry Johnson Memorial All-Scumbag Team

Given the fact that LJ makes Ike Turner look like a Domestic Violence counselor, why not create a team of Chiefs who just couldn't stay out of trouble. List their position, infractions, and we'll see if we can finish the job that Marty started in 1998.

RB: Larry Johnson: Assault *4

I don't wanna take some of the best ones, so fire away.

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RB: Larry Johnson: Assault *4
RB: Bam Morris: Narcotics trafficking
WR: Andre Rison: Deadbeat Dad/Brock Middlebrook.
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LT: Victor Riley:Attempted vehicular double homicide.
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RT:Jim Tyrer:Murder/Suicide

DE:Jared Allen:Multiple DUI's. Wearing of Tuxedo T-Shirts
DT: Joe Phillips: Multiple DUI's. Wanted in Oregon
DT: Bill Maas: Drug and Weapons possession.
DE:
OLB: Derrick Thomas:Bastardizing
MLB: Wayne Simmons. Was not success, he was execute while running from cops.
OLB:
CB: Eric Warfield: DUI's, Paris Hilton dog purse.
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CB: Dale Carter: Cocaine Abuse.

K: Larry S. Tynes: Assault on a Bouncer
P: Todd Sauerbrun: Steroid Use, DWI
KR/PR: Tamarick Vanover--Drug trafficking, Grand Theft Auto.

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Old 10-20-2008, 12:16 PM   #2
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:17 PM   #3
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:19 PM   #4
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:19 PM   #5
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:20 PM   #6
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:20 PM   #7
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:20 PM   #8
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:20 PM   #9
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:21 PM   #10
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I think dale carter liked the cocaine too.
It was widely known that Dale Carter was not an habitual user of cocaine as many speculated. His only issue with cocaine was that he liked the smell of it and took every opportunity to breathe deeply of the fragrance.
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:22 PM   #11
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FB: "Bong" Morris - Cheeeeeeba
DE: Mike "Toots" Bell - blow
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:24 PM   #12
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:24 PM   #13
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:24 PM   #14
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List transgressions, plz.
General assholishness and bailing on his fatherly responsibilities. Pre-Chiefs, but still a known factor, thus "Bad-Moon Rison."

For Rison, per Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Rison):

"Rison also developed a feud with the Cleveland fans, who were angered over the announcement that the team would be relocating to Baltimore and tired of his incredibly disappointing play. After an especially disappointing home loss to the Packers, Rison, who had been booed by the fans throughout the game, lashed out, stating, "We didn't make the f***ing move. So, for all the booers, f*** you too. I'll be glad when we get to Baltimore, if that's the case. We don't have any home-field advantage. I've never been booed at home. Baltimore's our home. Baltimore, here we come."

He has also been arrested several times for failing to pay child support to Raycoa Handley, the mother of his two sons. This ultimately led to Rison getting sentenced to jail by an Atlanta court on December 8, 2004 for neglecting to pay the $127,000 in child support Handley claimed he owed her. On January 3, 2005, Rison was released from DeKalb County Jail after making a $10,000 payment.
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:24 PM   #15
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