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View Poll Results: So, do you jerk? How often? | |||
Yes, generally over 6X per day. |
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6 | 9.68% |
Yes, 3-5 times daily. |
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1 | 1.61% |
Yes, 2-4 times daily. |
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7 | 11.29% |
OF COURSE, SILLY! at least once a day. |
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40 | 64.52% |
No, I'm married and you're a sick pervert! |
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5 | 8.06% |
Missionary Gaz opt-out |
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3 | 4.84% |
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#2 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2006
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TMI. I have a GF so she... uh, yeah... takes care of me.
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Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: St. Joe
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Currently single, no gf... just like shaving with guys, everyday.
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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hog farmer blast in 3...2...1
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#5 |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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I'm married, which means these days I jerk it more than when I was 15.
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Mahomes Dynasty
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Parts Unknown
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Why would anyone want to know these kinds of things?
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
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That poll is inadequate.
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I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you? |
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You Sweetie!
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Playing for #1 Draft Pick
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sig test for this screwy schema |
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You Sweetie!
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DeadPunisher
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I just caught a rerun of According To Jim, where Jim admits he does not like birthday parties because when he was 13, he thought everyone forgot his birthday. So, when he got home from school he sat down with his mom's bra catalogue and started to "unwrap" his own present.
Only, just at that moment, everyone jumped out and yelled surprise. Then, as if that was not bad enough, he admits that he could not stop. Of course, being a sitcom, the baby monitor was on, and everyone downstairs heard the whole thing. They all come upstairs to tell him it is ok, that he was only 13. The best line was delivered by his brother-in-law, Andy. Andy said "It's no big deal, Jim. Everyone does it. Some of us even use it as a sleep aid." |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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