*****2025 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2025 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE RETURN TO GLORY

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!") or asking "questions" after the news is already out to make it seem like you're a genius guesser (ex: "Vegas gonna take player here?").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.

NOTE: Like in year's past, I will be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP.
These separate player threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, but outside of this thread. This means if you are in the lounge, you may see the player prior to the TV announcement.

I will also link the player threads below, shortly after they are drafted. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Josh Simmons
Round 2, #63: Omar Norman-Lott
Round 3, #66: Ashton Gillotte
Round 3, #85: Nohl Williams
Round 4, #133: Jalen Royals
Round 5, #156: Jeffrey Bassa
Round 7, #228: Brashard Smith

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

Here are our prior years' Draft Threads:

Spoiler!

View the 2024 Draft thread here
View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Martinez is still there. Not worried. We will take him.

Absolute home run draft if that happens.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by CatfishBob2

I wouldn't say any of our picks were a miss but man this draft feels like Christmas and all your siblings are getting bikes and video games but you're getting clothes and underwear

It was a meat and taters draft because it had to be

We got some sizzle with Royals, and I'm sure theres a RB pick coming soon

[Urc Burry]

Originally Posted by xztop123

Devin Neil is slow and not a pas catcher right?

He excels in pass catching. 4.58 guy, but he has plenty of speed. Honestly he looks like Kamara Lite

[Gravedigger]

Giddens gone.

[Urc Burry]

And there goes Giddens. Damn

[Cooter Bailey]

I think it will be Martinez

[RunKC]

I’d really like Martinez but I swear to God if Veach drafts Smith or Giddens I will cum so hard that my prostate might prolapse

[booger]

Just in case you didn’t know, dawn aponte the lady who works for the league and calls picks giving rogers voice a break, her daughter Madison is in the Chiefs scouting department as an administrative assistant

[Womble]

Originally Posted by booger

Just in case you didn’t know, dawn aponte the lady who works for the league and calls picks giving rogers voice a break, her daughter Madison is in the Chiefs scouting department as an administrative assistant

Does she give a good hummer?

[RunKC]

**** off Ballard

[xztop123]

It seems like everyone runs a 4.5 or slower this year. Combine gave everyone T. rex arms and slow 40 times

[Monticore]

Originally Posted by RunKC

I’d really like Martinez but I swear to God if Veach drafts Smith or Giddens I will cum so hard that my prostate might prolapse

I think I prefer smith

[JPH83]

Originally Posted by Urc Burry

And there goes Giddens. Damn

F***

[TomBarndtsTwin]

Originally Posted by Urc Burry

Assuming Giddens, Neal, and Martinez are are similarly rated… just stay patient and take one of those 3.

If that happens this might be an A+

Giddens gone.

Don’t forget Brashard Smith.

[lcarus]

I really like Horton too but were good at WR