*****2025 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2025 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE RETURN TO GLORY

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!") or asking "questions" after the news is already out to make it seem like you're a genius guesser (ex: "Vegas gonna take player here?").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.

NOTE: Like in year's past, I will be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP.
These separate player threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, but outside of this thread. This means if you are in the lounge, you may see the player prior to the TV announcement.

I will also link the player threads below, shortly after they are drafted. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Josh Simmons
Round 2, #63: Omar Norman-Lott
Round 3, #66: Ashton Gillotte
Round 3, #85: Nohl Williams
Round 4, #133: Jalen Royals
Round 5, #156: Jeffrey Bassa
Round 7, #228: Brashard Smith

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

Here are our prior years' Draft Threads:

Spoiler!

View the 2024 Draft thread here
View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by oldandslow

Wouldn't kill the party as quickly as some "Dark Side of the Moon" Little girls with glow sticks wandering around trying to determine what the sound was.

I was thinking "Twilight Zone" the extended version by Golden Earring would freak them all out.

[Rain Man]

They gave Keith Bulluck a tough assignment.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by wazu

Can barely think of any. Kerry Collins, maybe?

Luke Kuechly.

[Womble]

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage

The Panthers have no former players willing to show up?

If they get Bryce Young to pick, there will be a lot of people assuming he's a Make a Wish kid.

[TLO]

Originally Posted by Chief Roundup

Not with multiple sexual abuse accusations from different sources and women.

Accusations. Don't think anything has been proven.

DRAFT HIM BURT

[wazu]

Originally Posted by Coach

Luke Kuechly.

There we go. Where is that asshole?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage

The Panthers have no former players willing to show up?

Originally Posted by wazu

Can barely think of any. Kerry Collins, maybe?

Originally Posted by Coach

Luke Kuechly.

I bet Rae Carruth volunteers every year.

[Coach]

Barring any trades, only possible QB needy team Las Vegas is left in the 2nd round.

[FloridaMan88]

Damn, I wanted Arroyo… although 2nd round might be too high for him.

[Womble]

Originally Posted by TLO

Accusations. Don't think anything has been proven.

DRAFT HIM BURT

Your Honour, my client who plays for the Kansas City Chiefs is innocent. It was the guy in the grey shorts who did it.

[Jamie]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I bet Rae Carruth volunteers every year.

Damn it, you beat me to the joke

[Coach]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I bet Rae Carruth volunteers every year.

He's too busy keeping a low profile. Changed his name too.

[siberian khatru]

Bucs up. CB?

[Couch-Potato]

DL getting hammered this round!

[Chief Roundup]

Originally Posted by TLO

Accusations. Don't think anything has been proven.

DRAFT HIM BURT

There are reasons that he keeps falling when teams are taking less talented and experienced players.