*****2025 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2025 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE RETURN TO GLORY

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!") or asking "questions" after the news is already out to make it seem like you're a genius guesser (ex: "Vegas gonna take player here?").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.

NOTE: Like in year's past, I will be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP.
These separate player threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, but outside of this thread. This means if you are in the lounge, you may see the player prior to the TV announcement.

I will also link the player threads below, shortly after they are drafted. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Josh Simmons
Round 2, #63: Omar Norman-Lott
Round 3, #66: Ashton Gillotte
Round 3, #85: Nohl Williams
Round 4, #133: Jalen Royals
Round 5, #156: Jeffrey Bassa
Round 7, #228: Brashard Smith

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

Here are our prior years' Draft Threads:

Spoiler!

View the 2024 Draft thread here
View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Any hot teaching assistants dancing with abandon?

Fingers crossed for next year at the middle school I guess...

[Dante84]

I'd really like Etienne at some point.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by DynastyChiefs

Just shut up idiot, the Chiefs are not going to draft every player that you want

Bruh, show Rain Man some respect. He’s a legend, You’re a noob, and don’t understand shit. Go read Rfaulk’s opening statement and think hard about it. If that doesn’t work, PM Bob Dole a photo of your infant sized junk next to a deodorant stick, meet Billay at the GBS, and finally…. Eat **** pie, queer!

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by MahomesMagic

We want Bond.

Probably in the 7th

[KCUnited]

Stand pat and let Burkhalt cook, KC

[Pepe Silvia]

I’ve never seen someone talk trash to RainMan, that was crazy.

[Bump]

49ers following the Eagles playbook of drafting dline after they saw what it did in the Superbowl

[Womble]

Jerry and his stooges. Love it. Backslapping themselves over yet another shitty draft for dem boys.

[staylor26]

I think we're going to take a CB with one of our first 2 picks tonight.

The value is so good with guys like Revel and Amos still on the board.

[siberian khatru]

PLEASE have Sanders go to Dallas. That would be the circus on steroids.

[DynastyChiefs]

Originally Posted by rydogg58

Shut the **** up loser.

You ****ing wish dipshit!

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Womble

Have you been telling all the kids how drafting an offensive linemen with a torn patellar is a risk not worth taking?

No, but I did have to explain to my particularly stupid child (the boy is dim) that chewing on glow sticks will have negative health consequences.

All without a medical degree, no less.

Fell chancy, but I risked it. Please forgive me.

[DynastyChiefs]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Bruh, show Rain Man some respect. He’s a legend, You’re a noob, and don’t understand shit. Go read Rfaulk’s opening statement and think hard about it. If that doesn’t work, PM Bob Dole a photo of your infant sized junk next to a deodorant stick, meet Billay at the GBS, and finally…. Eat **** pie, queer!

Blah, blah, blah! Go **** yourself!

[DynastyChiefs]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

PLEASE have Sanders go to Dallas. That would be the circus on steroids.

It is not going to happen, Jones loves Prescott too much to draft Sanders

[BryanBusby]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Did you know that a 'glow party' is essentially a rave?

And that elementary schools have them?

I did not. My wife is out of town and my children are not. So here I am.

Please kill me.

No but I remember watching some Oprah special about a rainbow party where girls would wear different lipstick shades to compare deep throat skills. If only it were a real thing, high school me wished.