*****2025 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2025 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE RETURN TO GLORY

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!") or asking "questions" after the news is already out to make it seem like you're a genius guesser (ex: "Vegas gonna take player here?").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.

NOTE: Like in year's past, I will be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP.
These separate player threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, but outside of this thread. This means if you are in the lounge, you may see the player prior to the TV announcement.

I will also link the player threads below, shortly after they are drafted. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Josh Simmons
Round 2, #63: Omar Norman-Lott
Round 3, #66: Ashton Gillotte
Round 3, #85: Nohl Williams
Round 4, #133: Jalen Royals
Round 5, #156: Jeffrey Bassa
Round 7, #228: Brashard Smith

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

Here are our prior years' Draft Threads:

Spoiler!

View the 2024 Draft thread here
View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Dante84]

Originally Posted by DynastyChiefs

Just shut up idiot, the Chiefs are not going to draft every player that you want

Rule 2, bud.

[ChiliConCarnage]

This Goodyear commercial set to Still Dre is good. Its never seen it before the draft last night and now I've seen it at least 7 times

[Sassy Squatch]

Dallas needs to take Shedeur at this point.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by Dante84

The recipe to beat the Chiefs in the playoffs:

1. Pray
2. Hope the Chiefs have OLine injuries/deficiencies
3. Relentlessly stack your DLine.

4 Hope the Chiefs hubris does them in...

[Womble]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Bills desperately trying to stop Mahomes before Josh is broke

Josh is already broken.

[Snerd]

Nice pickup by the Jets.

[BryanBusby]

Originally Posted by comochiefsfan

Seems like one of those things that sounds fun in your head.

And then you get there and you’re standing in a mass of humanity, watching absolutely nothing happen, your feet are sore and if you want to get a $15 beer or go to the bathroom you have to walk 100 yards through a sea of bodies.

No thanks.

Nothing about standing next to unbathed adults cos playing as Super Fans sounds interesting.

[BossChief]

63 and 95 gets us up to about 50

[Couch-Potato]

Arroyo has always felt like a Chief to me… board is lining up for a trade up potentially, we’ll see!

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Did you know that a 'glow party' is essentially a rave?

And that elementary schools have them?

I did not. My wife is out of town and my children are not. So here I am.

Please kill me.

Any hot teaching assistants dancing with abandon?

[siberian khatru]

Dammit to hell

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by BossChief

63 and 95 gets us up to about 50

Absolutely not

[Couch-Potato]

Damn. Another good one off the board.

[Bump]

hopefully not a run on DT's

[Womble]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Did you know that a 'glow party' is essentially a rave?

And that elementary schools have them?

I did not. My wife is out of town and my children are not. So here I am.

Please kill me.

Have you been telling all the kids how drafting an offensive linemen with a torn patellar is a risk not worth taking?