Top 15 Celebrity Crushes You’ve Had

[GabyKeepsMeWarm]

Pretty straight forward. You want that ass! Date em, **** em, marry em, list your crushes. It can be as weird as you want. No judgement here. If you just want a weird night of crushing that shit, or maybe a fantasy of serendipity. All time periods. Dead or alive. Try to be creative

My list in no particular order:

1. Susanna Hoffs
2. Pam Grier
3. Marisa Tomei
4. Raquel Welch
5. Gwen Stefani
6. Marilyn Monroe
7. Lisa Bonet
8. Debbie Harry
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. Vanessa Del Rio
11. Danica McKeller
12. Sophia Loren
13. Mary Stuart Masterson
14. Rae Dawn Chong
15. Carrie Fisher

Get weird gang. It’s the off-season. And go Royals!

[Rain Man]

Random top 15: Tea Leoni.

Why she's in the top 15. That adorable overbite that makes her look simultaneously approachable and naughty. Put that on that slinky body and you have a recipe for success.

Honorable mention: Marcia Strassman (Mrs. Kotter.). She was low-key gorgeous, and women with glasses are particularly sexy. Plus, if she married a loser like Mr. Kotter, she was attainable for a teenage kid like I was back then. (You could also substitute Pam Dawber of Mork and Mindy into this slot, but I'd go with Marcia.)

[Rain Man]

Ranks so far:

1. Cheryl Ladd
2. Courtney Thorne-Smith
3. Salma Hayek
3. Natalie Portman
4. Halle Berry
5. Christa Miller
6. Tea Leoni
7. Meredith Baxter-Birney
8. Meg Ryan

[Rain Man]

Random top 15: Markie Post:

Why she's in the top 15: I apparently have a thing for curvaceous women with short hair. Markie brings a strong game to the curvaceous part, and the rumors of being seduced by Hillary Clinton only make her more interesting.

Honorable mention: Victoria Principal. She may be the most physically attractive person on my entire list. She's almost too attractive where she doesn't seem real. That's my only criticism.

[Rain Man]

Ranks so far:

1. Cheryl Ladd
2. Courtney Thorne-Smith
3. Salma Hayek
4. Natalie Portman
5. Halle Berry
6. Christa Miller
7. Tea Leoni
8. Meredith Baxter-Birney
9. Markie Post
10. Meg Ryan

[Rain Man]

Random top 15: Kristen Bell.

Why she's in the top 15: I adore Kristen Bell. She's like a guy friend, but in a smokin' hot petite body. I think we would laugh at the same jokes. And she has intelligent eyes. I like that in a woman, even without glasses.

Honorable mention: Farrah Fawcett. I know, I know. It's heresy that she's not in the top 15. But hear me out on this, She's so gorgeous that she almost is a trope or a meme. No real human could be that gorgeous, so she's hard to believe.

[Rain Man]

Ranks so far:

1. Courtney Thorne-Smith
2. Cheryl Ladd
3. Salma Hayek
4. Natalie Portman
5. Halle Berry
6. Kristen Bell
7. Tea Leoni
8. Christa Miller
9. Meredith Baxter-Birney
10. Markie Post
11. Meg Ryan

I reorganized a bit in this latest iteration.

[Rain Man]

Random top 15: Winona Ryder.

Why she's in the top 15: If you know me, you've been expecting this. Those eyes, those big doe brown eyes. And then if you move down from there, maybe she's had some work done, but regardless, she's spectacular. And did I mention the eyes? I think the only thing that pushes her score down is a bit of craziness.

Honorable mention: Jaclyn Smith. Jaclyn was one of my earliest serious celebrity crushes, and it's hard to not have her in the top fifteen. I think the only reason she didn't make the final cut is that she's almost generic in her beauty. She's perfect, and perfection is not always distinctive. But I still have a warm spot in my heart and other regions for her.

[Rain Man]

Ranks so far:

1. Courtney Thorne-Smith
2. Salma Hayek
3. Kristen Bell
4. Natalie Portman
5. Cheryl Ladd
6. Winona Ryder
7. Halle Berry
8. Tea Leoni
9. Christa Miller
10. Meredith Baxter-Birney
11. Markie Post
12. Meg Ryan

I reorganized a bit in this latest iteration.

[Rain Man]

Random top 15: Geena Davis.

Why she's in the top 15: I realize I might see some pushback on this one. She's not a classic beauty. But she's got that Tea Leoni overbite that I love, and she seems like a person with substance. I can relate to Geena and despite her beauty I feel like she and I would connect if we had met as young single people. Maybe.

Honorable mention: Patty Scialfa. This is Bruce Springsteen's wife. She plays a good guitar and can sing, and at her peak she was a smokin' hot redhead. Talented and pretty - what's not to like?

[kevrunner]

Diane Lane is in my top tier, I always thought she was just so sexy and beautiful. Her performance in the movie “Streets of Fire” is unforgettable.

FW is loved around the world now. It's big time. WOW!!! Here's DIANE LANE pic.twitter.com/Psr28dAyB9

— FAMOUS WOMEN (@Kevin10919728) September 26, 2024

[Rain Man]

Ranks so far:

1. Kristen Bell
2. Courtney Thorne-Smith
3. Salma Hayek
4. Natalie Portman
5. Cheryl Ladd
6. Winona Ryder
7. Halle Berry
8. Tea Leoni
9. Geena Davis
10. Christa Miller
11. Meredith Baxter-Birney
12. Markie Post
13. Meg Ryan

I reorganized a bit in this latest iteration. We have a new leader.

[Rain Man]

Random top 15: Penelope Cruz.

Why she's in the top 15: If not for Salma Hayek, Penelope would be the most attractive Spanish speaker on the planet. She's that girl you knew in junior high as a cute girl who grew up into the ultra-rare woman who is simultaneously classically beautiful and irresistibly cute. Wowza.

Honorable mention: Teri Copley. Okay, this is an obscure one. She was on some forgettable sitcom back in the 1980s, and I was entranced. She was perhaps the most gorgeous woman I'd ever seen at the time, and I still remember her decades later. I don't think she ever did much after that, but a few episodes was all I needed to cement her into my legacy. I just didn't get enough exposure to develop a full celebrity crush.

[Rain Man]

Ranks so far:

1. Kristen Bell
2. Courtney Thorne-Smith
3. Salma Hayek
4. Penelope Cruz
5. Natalie Portman
6. Winona Ryder
7. Cheryl Ladd
8. Halle Berry
9. Tea Leoni
10. Geena Davis
11. Christa Miller
12. Meredith Baxter-Birney
13. Markie Post
14. Meg Ryan

I reorganized a bit in this latest iteration.

[Rain Man]

Random top 15: Barbara Eden.

Why she's in the top 15: In an era before plastic surgery, she was physically perfect. There's no denying that. The genie powers were just a bonus. She had a great smile that you could also see in her eyes. She seemed genuine.

Honorable mention: Tia Carrera. Va va va voom. Now that's a beauty in every sense of the word. Like some of the others, she was so gorgeous that she's almost a little unrelatable, and that's the only negative thing I could say.

[Rain Man]

Ranks so far:

1. Kristen Bell
2. Courtney Thorne-Smith
3. Salma Hayek
4. Penelope Cruz
5. Barbara Eden
6. Natalie Portman
7. Winona Ryder
8. Cheryl Ladd
9. Halle Berry
10. Tea Leoni
11. Geena Davis
12. Christa Miller
13. Meredith Baxter-Birney
14. Markie Post
15. Meg Ryan