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Old 01-15-2013, 05:13 PM  
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Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

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Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

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'A' for effort?
Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
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This may not be the most bizarre Florida story, but I think it deserves to go into the archives:

Florida man arrested for allegedly refusing to pay for 'Waffle House' tattoo

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Florida Man Sues Dunkin’ Over ‘Severe and Long Term Injuries’ Caused by Exploding Toilet

Paul Kerouac was "covered with debris, including human feces and urine" when the toilet exploded in January 2022, according to the complaint

A Florida man is seeking more than $50,000 in a lawsuit against Dunkin’ more than a year after an alleged incident involving a toilet at one of the franchise's locations.

In a lawsuit filed Wednesday in state court, lawyers for Paul Kerouac claimed the Flagler County man sustained “severe and long term injuries” after a toilet exploded in the men’s room of a Dunkin’ location in Winter Park on Jan. 6, 2022, according to the complaint obtained by PEOPLE.

Kerouac was “covered with debris, including human feces and urine,” as a result of the blast, per the court filing.

Dunkin' employees allegedly informed Kerouac that they were aware of the problem after previous incidents involving the same toilet, per the court filing.

The complaint argues Dunkin’ had a duty to warn customers like Kerouac about the issue but failed to do so. As a result, it said Kerouac “unwittingly became the victim of the exploding toilet,” as well as the aftermath of the incident.

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Dunkin’ is also accused of failing to adequately maintain the toilet in question or inspect it to determine whether or not it was a hazard to customers.

When reached for comment, Dunkin' told PEOPLE that it does not comment on litigation involving franchisees.
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