-- Are you all still pooping fairly well?

[Simply Red]

Just wondering how your BM's are going. Please let us know if you're having any complications, please share - also indicate any and all clean-breakers too.

Lately I've had the poo balls that look like they were put in a turd mold and vacuum packed to the final turd shape..

I bought some Raisin Bran tonight - so I'm looking forward to the relief and thorough poos in the days to come.

Please share any updated poop stories for 11/2014

Thank you in advance.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by KC Shox

If you’re not using Cottonelle flushable wipes after dropping a deuce, then I feel sorry for your wife/girlfriend/booty call. Wipe with TP then finish off your brown-eye with a refreshing, moist, Cottonelle wipe, or two, to get it spick and span. Your woman will appreciate not whiffing doody when she’s down there. It’ll also give you peace of mind that you’re not presenting her with poor anus hygiene as well.

I don't know

A ittle bit of Lumi and Pooph and you are good to go.

[FlaChief58]

Another day, another clogged toilet. All that fiber I've been eating really keeps things moving. 10/10 would recommend

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by FlaChief58

Another day, another clogged toilet. All that fiber I've been eating really keeps things moving. 10/10 would recommend

Croisantwich and a coffee. All systems go in an hour I'd betm

[Hammock Parties]

This is the largest fossilized human feces ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000".

The large, “precious” feces, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite, the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized manure. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.

At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank.

The huge feces had another red-letter moment in 1991 when scientist Dr. Andrew Jones appraised the piece in the name of insurance. “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,” he told the Wall Street Journal at the time. “In its own way, it’s as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels.”

Paleoscatologists have been able to discern much from the girthy deposit, including that its producer ate mostly meat and bread was likely a Viking, lived in approximately the 9th Century AD, and had a gut full of parasites. Indeed, the manure was found to be infested with Whipworm and Maw-worm eggs, suggesting the Viking often had an upset stomach and other gastrointestinal problems.

Today, the log resides in a glass box at the Jorvik Viking Centre, York, England; where, in 2003, visitors dropped it, breaking it into three pieces. It has since been repaired.
The Centre is proud to call itself the turd’s final resting place, even hosting a virtual workshop in February called “Poo Day!” in which fans learned about the dung’s significance.

Source: New York Post

[big nasty kcnut]

man my poop got stuck i was trying to get it out for two hours till finally it came out i literally had to dig it out about how stuck it was. ugh but i'm much better now.

[threebag]

Damn nut, nothing like digging a turd out your butt

[philfree]

After the 80's thread I remembered how all the blow had baby laxative in it. Between that and the whiskey and tequila I shit like a cow. It's taken me 20 years after that to shit like a man should. I shit like a boss these days.

[Enid Borden]

Too well, sometimes! Glad to say I have no bowel obstruction whatsoever and my toot chute is just fine.

[Enid Borden]

Originally Posted by threebag

Damn nut, nothing like digging a turd out your butt

Reminds me of when I once worked in a hospital. Made my eyes bleed.

[Holladay]

At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England

That ain't nothing. I am sure that most of the shatting CP'rs, myself included, have done better then that

[Enid Borden]

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

man my poop got stuck i was trying to get it out for two hours till finally it came out i literally had to dig it out about how stuck it was. ugh but i'm much better now.

Ever try a good run? I learned, the hard way, what you have to do is have that morning poo before you run otherwise it'll come knocking. For me, the half mile mark is the dam breaker.

[Enid Borden]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank.

1) How many Courics did it weigh?

2) Who was the lucky guy that dug it up?

3) How does one get stretched enough to deliver such a parcel?