***** The Official Chiefs vs Eagles super bowl LIX game day thread*****

[big nasty kcnut]

lets do this.


Passing Yards

KC
P. Mahomes
392-581, 3928 YDS, 26 TD, 11 INT

PHI
J. Hurts
248-361, 2903 YDS, 18 TD, 5 INT

Rushing Yards

KC
K. Hunt
200 CAR, 728 YDS, 7 TD

PHI
S. Barkley
345 CAR, 2005 YDS, 13 TD

Receiving Yards

KC
T. Kelce
97 REC, 823 YDS, 3 TD

PHI
A.J. Brown
67 REC, 1079 YDS, 7 TD


This is the end for you Eagles. Time to bend the knees and acknowledge your Super Chiefs! Let's win it for Len dawson the original Super Chiefs

[Tribal Warfare]

The only thing left to do is what’s never been done. pic.twitter.com/lflqiAHiih

— Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) February 9, 2025

[tyecopeland]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Okay, thanks for the suggestions. The American streamers don't work. My computer is new, so I could add a VPN, but I don't have one yet. I probably need to do that at some point.

Fox Sports here isn't Fox Sports. They override it with local programming, which is all soccer. Right now, the guide says that one of the Chiefs-49ers Super Bowls is on, but the channel is showing some soccer guy faking an injury in a match of CNA versus ALI, whoever they are. The guide say that it'll show the Super Bowl, but the real football is being consistently overridden by wimpy little guys wearing shorts and kicking a round ball.

Apparently Fox Sports (the real one) is presented here as ESPN4. I can get ESPN4, but it shows an NBA game planed for the Super Bowl time slot, and right now there's a rugby game being shown of Escosia versus Irlanda. That does not give me hope. (I assume the guys in green are Irlanda, but have no idea who Escosia is.)

But I have a lead! There's an American chain restaurant nearby with a big cardboard cutout of Patrick Mahomes and some soon-to-be-despondent Eagles player, and my hotel desk clerk called them for me. They say they'll show the game, and I walked over and they have a bunch of TVs. I'm optimistic and hopeful for the first time.

And here's the cool part. The restaurant is Chili's. So I'll go to a Chili's in Chile. I'll be two Chiles deep tonight.

If it works, I'll be light on the game thread since I won't take my laptop. If it doesn't work, I'll be in the game thread and very grumpy.

On a different note, I don't understand rugby rules at all. It seems to make no sense that the defenders never seem to go for the ball. They tackle a dude and then everyone stands around while he hands the ball to a teammate who's standing up.

Tubi is streaming the game for free since it's owned by fox. I dont know why that shouldn't work even in a 3rd world country.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by tyecopeland

Tubi is streaming the game for free since it's owned by fox. I dont know why that shouldn't work even in a 3rd world country.

Yeah, I don't know. When I go to the site, I get a weird computer screen from 1986 or thereabouts, that says,

{
"error": "waf geoblock"
}

[BigAl1966]

Originally Posted by Chieftain

Important to emphasize, again, I can't see Jalen "Hirsutism of the eyebrows" Hurts beat the God of Football in this legacy game... a game which will cement Patrick Lavon Mahomes the 2nd as the goatest of all goats that came before him. It's written in the stars. Only time is delaying the inevitable outcome.

You will see it today. Eagles are better than their record…chiefs are worse than theirs. Eagles win and it could get ugly.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Originally Posted by BigAl1966

You will see it today. Eagles are better than their record…chiefs are worse than theirs. Eagles win and it could get ugly.

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

[Rain Man]

A few fun statistics to while away the wait.

Harrison Butker is the second-highest scorer in Super Bowl history. His 37 points is second only to Jerry Rice's 48. A 12-point game will make him the most prolific scorer in Super Bowl history.

[Chief Pote]

I’m in, LFG

[Chief Pote]

Originally Posted by BigAl1966

You will see it today. Eagles are better than their record…chiefs are worse than theirs. Eagles win and it could get ugly.

GTFOH, dead eagles at 11:00 pm

[Rain Man]

Travis Kelce ranks second in all-time Super Bowl receptions with 31, trailing only Jerry Rice's 33. He needs three catches to be #1.

[Chieftain]

Originally Posted by ShortAl1969

You will see it today. Eagles are better than their record…chiefs are worse than theirs. Eagles win and it could get ugly.

When you wipe your philthy butthole, do you stare at the shitstain that is smeared in the toilet paper?

[Megatron96]

I'm hosting my annual Chiefs NFL Championship INVITATIONAL once again, so I'll be busy, but I'm here.

LET'S GO CHIEFS

[Rain Man]

Kelce is fourth in receiving yards with 350, trailing only Jerry Rice (589), Lynn Swann (364), and Rob Gronkowski (364). He needs 15 yards to take #1 among tight ends and also move to 2nd place overall.

[Wallymo]

Originally Posted by RollChiefsRoll

Jon Hamm >>>>>> Bradley Cooper

We've got that Big Dick Energy on our side!

[Rain Man]

Patrick Mahomes II has the 11th-most rushing yards in Super Bowl history, with 172. #1 is Franco Harris with 354. Patrick has average 43 yards per Super Bowl, so an average outing today will move him up to 6th, just behind John Riggins and ahead of Timmy Smith.

Isiah Pacheco is currently 23rd all time with 135 yards. He averages 63 yards per Super Bowl, so an average outing from him will put him into a #8 tie with Roger Craig.

[Bearcat]