The evergrowing list of posters/people TheGuardian has recently challenged to a fight

[Womble]

Resident CP internet hardman and former State Super Heavyweight Bareback Wrestling Champion TheGuardian has been on a warpath recently challenging many of us on here to fights. He is mostly known for thought provoking and insightful posts such as this:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

Pat sucks


**** him

Anyway, the intention of this thread is to chronicle all threats of violence by said user just in case he acts upon them. The list is fluid and will be updated periodically.

Raiders - 29 November 2024

ydub

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

Come call me a pussy and see if you don't get a beat down

St. Patty's Fire

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

You can come too.

Panthers - 24 November 2024

Womble

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

You can donate a few bucks to me coming there to slap the piss out of you and watch you crumble.

Delano's mother - admission of guilt

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

I got your mom last night tho

Non-GDT threats of violence

Womble

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

Wasn't that the game where he blew out Rice's knee?

I am def not the biggest crybaby in the game threads and I'd actually fist your wife and then beat your ass in front of her you low rent mental poverty bitch

Coochie liquor

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

I've literally been here since 2009 you mental midget, since you can't do math. And far too many people, like you too, have gotten used to talking shit like that on the net without getting punched in the mouth. Exactly why that kid through it was ok to call Kelce a bundle of sticks with no repercussions.

Seriously, have a glass of and do just that.

Wallcrawler

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

Dude I would wreck your shit for being such a beta cuck imbecile on these takes. Bitch slap you into eterinty until God couldn't put your particles back together. So shut you ****ing mouth.

The point is the playoffs you glory hole bukakke champion. Not now.

You don't win in the playoffs by letting a ****ing "Bo Nix" go down the field on you in the 4th when the game is on the line. Or averaging 2 anything yard per tote.

You're literally the biggest ****ing blowhard know nothing that comes here and runs your mouth more than Harris ran hers during her years during her political climb.

Shut your ****ing trap and finish your god damn juice box, pussy

The entire Buffalo Bills roster

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

God I want to beat the living shit out of that team

Tony Romo

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

I'd give up a month of my income to have 5 minutes alone in a room with Romo, just to beat him half to death. Few people I've ever despised as much as that piece of shit

[Pepe Silvia]

This turned into the Belize thread in a small way.

[TheGuardian]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Bro is popping Cialis because he 100% has Deca Dick.

Oh wait, I'm natural now.....just hit "subscribe to my link!"

You're a pussy. Point blank.

[TheGuardian]

Originally Posted by ydub

Hey TheGuardian:

Your mom smelled like a 6 day old dumpster at Long John Silver's so I passed on that, but I'll fit you into my schedule when you're ready. Lmk when you pile enough points on your EBT card to make it out west. Ciao, pussy

That's a great physique for like, a 12 year old on estrogen. I laughed because I wondered if your purse matches the color of your gloves you bitch.

[ydub]

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

That's a great physique for like, a 12 year old on estrogen. I laughed because I wondered if your purse matches the color of your gloves you bitch.

This is peak natural performance, kiddo.

Anyway, are you not gonna defend your mom's honor? Must've been a rough holiday, amigo. Well, let me be the first (and probably only) person to tell you:

Happy Thanksgiving!

You don't have to keep living like this. You'll always be stupid. But hey, you don't have to be so bitter about it.

[ShortRoundChief]

Originally Posted by Peter Gibbons

Power bottom or just the regular variety?

What’s it take to become a power bottom? Is it an experience points thing or a skill thing?

[St. Patty's Fire]

Originally Posted by ShortRoundChief

What’s it take to become a power bottom? Is it an experience points thing or a skill thing?

it’s a mindset

[Wisconsin_Chief]

Is anyone meeting at the George Brett statue yet?

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by Wisconsin_Chief

Is anyone meeting at the George Brett statue yet?

This would settle the beef pretty quickly

[ChiefsCountry]

Originally Posted by Wisconsin_Chief

Is anyone meeting at the George Brett statue yet?

reerunian has to go do gym, tan, and laundry first

[DrunkBassGuitar]

ydub looks pretty good, he's obviously put a lot of hard work in the gym

[Rainbarrel]

to everyone's surprise, the undrafted rookie fullback out of Ball State and UCLA leads the AFC early voting at the fullback position. The Man of Steele

Next fist up