You Only Get Three Mains For Thanksgiving - Pick' em

[Easy 6]

Choose wisely...

[Boise_Chief]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

And to top it all off my sister is over there being the biggest **** imaginable, making puking noises and shit. Just being insufferable in the loudest possible way.

I would have made a mess of that situation. I have a no bullshit attitude and would have gone off on her.

I have before when a family member speared a piece of sausage out of biscuits and gravy held it in front of my face and said what is that! That particular family member has learned to phrase questions better now.

[ptlyon]

She now uses it with the f word doesn't she

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Boise_Chief

I would have made a mess of that situation. I have a no bullshit attitude and would have gone off on her.

I have before when a family member speared a piece of sausage out of biscuits and gravy held it in front of my face and said what is that! That particular family member has learned to phrase questions better now.

She’s not worth the effort. Nonetheless it’s tough to keep the hole in my face shut.

[Pepe Silvia]

Lets say we can only have two desserts I'm going Pumpkin Pie and Cheesecake.

[FlaChief58]

Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia

Lets say we can only have two desserts I'm going Pumpkin Pie and Cheesecake.

Pumpkin pie and peach cobbler

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Straight, I'd probably go caramel, peach, vanilla, apple.

Mixed, caramel (especially hot chocolate), vanilla (root beer), peach (Malibu)... and didn't find a great apple mixer, because seemed like it would get lost in whatever I'd mix it with.



Damn, wouldn't have thought about lemonade but that sounds delicious. And I guess maybe blackberry tea might work.

Or if you have 2nd thoughts about getting lit on Thanksgiving, guess you could always try it with limoncello or lemon vodka.

You can always go with soda water simple syrup and either lime or lemon juice, I works with basically any liquor. I like calvados with it, basically a riff on a tom collins.

Also a Kir Royale is always a good use for fruit liqueur like cassis (black currant) or Chambord, it's just dry champagne and a bit of whatever liqueur

Also if you can find it and you really like apple, try pomme eau. It's calvados mixed with cider and then aged in I think oak. It's technically a dessert wine but it's pretty strong but very tasty.

[Frazod]

I hate pumpkin pie. I hate pumpkin EVERYTHING. It's one of those things that I simply cannot comprehend why or how other people like it. And I really hate it when coffee shops kick normal flavors I like to the curb to offer pumpkin-flavored crap instead.

The worst part of my favorite season.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Frazod

I hate pumpkin pie. I hate pumpkin EVERYTHING. It's one of those things that I simply cannot comprehend why or how other people like it. And I really hate it when coffee shops kick normal flavors I like to the curb to offer pumpkin-flavored crap instead.

The worst part of my favorite season.

100% there with you, pumpkin is overrated AF

Coffee, pie, it doesn't matter... its all overrated

[trndobrd]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

She’s not worth the effort. Nonetheless it’s tough to keep the hole in my face shut.

Have you thought about getting a cheap bottom round, cooking it at 165 for a couple hours, then saw it into slices and put it a the ends of the platter with the perfectly sliced rib roast?

[ptlyon]

What about pumpkin seeds?

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Root vegetables are perhaps the most underrated food in America. A mix of roasted turnips, parsnips, and carrots is hard to beat.

Does that include beets? Because anyone who likes beets isn't a real human being. You're just not. I don't know what you are, but you're not a human being with human taste buds.

I'd eat a farting mouse's ass before I'd eat a beet.

Why spend money on beets when you can just go out in your backyard and get the exact same taste by eating a handful of dirt?

[scho63]

Originally Posted by Indian Chief

Sausage stuffing, apple pie, deep fried turkey

I love me some well done, hot apple pie. The flaky golden crust you break off and eat with a nice cup of coffee or after dinner drink is the bomb.

[scho63]

Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks

Does that include beets? Because anyone who likes beets isn't a real human being. You're just not. I don't know what you are, but you're not a human being with human taste buds.

I'd eat a farting mouse's ass before I'd eat a beet.

Why spend money on beets when you can just go out in your backyard and get the exact same taste by eating a handful of dirt?

I had grilled beets at Ortikia in Henderson last weekend. Was fantastic.

Look at this menu.....ORTIKIA MENU