Whining about the team with the best record in the NFL?

[Hammock Parties]

You are a ****ing bitch.

This place is ****ing unbelievable right now. You'd think we were struggling to stay in the wild card race.

GET A CLUE

The Chiefs are about to win four in a row. That will run us to 13-1.

We'll lose to either the Texans OR the Steelers. One of them. Not both.

We'll be 14-2 going into Week 17, and the one seed will be LOCKED UP.

We will then rest starters and enjoy two weeks off before we begin the run to the threepeat.

Bookmark this ****ing thread. And clean up your vaginal blood. IT STINKS.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

JFC, get a room it's been like 3 ****ing days.

Hey, yea!

A "tap out accepted" file was launched and executed up the page. I mean, that's it.

Unless... digs through the 5th grade playground recess norms ... Okay think I found it

"Invocation of a "false narrative" must be submitted by the projected "tap outer" within the first 6 hours of launch to reverse the tap out".

Shit's complicated here.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

Hey, yea!

A "tap out accepted" file was launched and executed up the page. I mean, that's it.

Unless... digs through the 5th grade playground recess norms ... Okay think I found it

"Invocation of a "false narrative" must be submitted by the projected "tap outer" within the first 6 hours of launch to reverse the tap out".

Shit's complicated here.

Shit, seems like we need an algorithm.

if (falseNarrative) {
move(goalposts);
begintapOutClock(tapOut);
}

if (tapOut = "Acknowledged" or (goalpostMove = true AND tapOutMin >= 360)) {
exit;
}

[RunKC]

I don’t think this team loses until we rest our starters in Denver.

The back half of this schedule is much easier than the first half. I am not worried about the Panthers, Raiders or Browns at all.

Texans and Chargers will be a pain in the ass but we will win at home. The Steelers cannot score on this defense and we will score enough.

We will get Omenihu, Pacheco, Humphries and Hollywood injected into this team with fresh legs and start rolling.

[Wallcrawler]

It's not really that complicated.

Florida****tard is upset that I don't have Andy ranked higher on my list for what I view as valid negatives against him during his pre-Mahomes career.

Negatives such as being the only championship winning coach in history to take 20 years to accomplish it, whiiiiiich just so happens to coincide with Andy getting the best player to ever live to fall into his lap.

Now, Florida****tard has a crutch that Andy got to all those title games "without a Hall of Fame qb", as if this is some massive achievement that places Andy above all others.

Let's examine that, shall we?

Donovan McNabb is not in the hall of fame. True. However, in the 10 years he played for philly, ( keeping in mind 2 of his seasons were cut short to season ending injury) he went to 6 pro bowls.

From 2000 through 2009, McNabb's 10 years as the Eagles' opening-day starter, he had the 4th-most wins in the NFL (behind future Hall of Famers Peyton Manning.
Tom Brady and Favre], the 3rd-most passing
yards, 4th-most TD passes and 2nd-most
playoff wins at 9, trailing Tom Brady's 14.

So, Andy had a top 5 statistical quarterback in Passing yards (3rd) and Passing Tds (4th).

So, this strawman Florida****tard hides behind is exceptionally weak. Surely if Andy is the greatest of all time, he could have taken that top 5 statistical qb, and got himself some hardware.

Couple that, with Jim Johnsons utterly ferocious defenses,From 2000 to 2007, Johnson's units rank tied for first in theNFL with 342 sacks, second in the league in 3rd down efficiency (34.3%) and red zone touchdown
percentage (43.0%), and fourth in fewest points
allowed (17.6 per game).

Theres no denying that Andy Reids philly teams that made that run had the horses to win multiple titles. He was quite often favored in these contests he lost.

Andy's struggles with clock management, and refusing to run the football with backs Deuce Staley and Brian Westbrook, and instead putting all of the pressure on McNabb in the Passing game led to gaffe after gaffe, wasting some of the most talented rosters the Philadelphia franchise has ever fielded.

Andy has always been very much "I do what I want to do, not always what I should do" playcaller.

Having the best player to ever live fall into his lap allows him to get away with that more than he normally should, coupled these past couple seasons with the ferocious defense that Spags had constructed.

[Hammock Parties]

word salad for being a miserable hater

you won't even enjoy tomorrow's win

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

word salad for being a miserable hater

Is having Andy in my top 5 coaches list being a hater?

you won't even enjoy tomorrow's win

I'll enjoy it as much as one can enjoy a bully beating up a kid in a wheelchair, as that's what this matchup amounts to.

Have your handler read it to you, reerun.

[Hammock Parties]

When you come into the GDT and act like a coward, know who will be watching.

[Stryker]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

You are a ****ing bitch.

This place is ****ing unbelievable right now. You'd think we were struggling to stay in the wild card race.

GET A CLUE

The Chiefs are about to win four in a row. That will run us to 13-1.

We'll lose to either the Texans OR the Steelers. One of them. Not both.

We'll be 14-2 going into Week 17, and the one seed will be LOCKED UP.

We will then rest starters and enjoy two weeks off before we begin the run to the threepeat.

Bookmark this ****ing thread. And clean up your vaginal blood. IT STINKS.

Um, question please, WHO is whining? What are you referring to? Our beloved CHIEFS are 9 - 1 What's the problem. I am joyful as all hell be got!

[New World Order]

Haven't seen clayster this fired up since before the election

[ShortRoundChief]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

When you come into the GDT and act like a coward, know who will be watching.

Bulletin board Batman?

[T-post Tom]

Originally Posted by New World Order

Haven't seen clayster this fired up since before the election

Then you missed his epic dump at Kohl’s a few days ago.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by T-post Tom

Then you missed his epic dump at Kohl’s a few days ago.

bought some new sweatpants there last night

stood in front of a white lady wearing what appeared to be a burka...wtf is this world coming to?

[WilliamTheIrish]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Shit, seems like we need an algorithm.

if (falseNarrative) {
move(goalposts);
begintapOutClock(tapOut);
}

if (tapOut = "Acknowledged" or (goalpostMove = true AND tapOutMin >= 360)) {
exit;
}

Incoming "triple dog dare".(Total breach of protocol bypassing DDD)

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Shit, seems like we need an algorithm.

if (falseNarrative) {
move(goalposts);
begintapOutClock(tapOut);
}

if (tapOut = "Acknowledged" or (goalpostMove = true AND tapOutMin >= 360)) {
exit;
}

I'd go for a more 'Middle Out' approach to the algorithm, if it were me.

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

bought some new sweatpants there last night

stood in front of a white lady wearing what appeared to be a burka...wtf is this world coming to?

They sell burkas at Kohls?