*****2024 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2024 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE THREEPEAT

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Xavier Worthy
Round 2, #63: Kingsley Suamataia
Round 4, #131: Jared Wiley
Round 4, #133: Jaden Hicks
Round 5, #159: Hunter Nourzad
Round 6, #211: Kamal Hadden
Round 7, #248: C.J. Hanson

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[kevrunner]

Jaguars pick after Seattle, I think Jax’s goes WR.

[ChiefEd]

Originally Posted by kevrunner

Jaguars pick after Seattle, I think Jax’s goes WR.

Agree

[smithandrew051]

Latu seems like an easy guy to cheer for.

That was genuine gratitude and happiness.

[BuckeyeTheDog]

All alone here? ™

I don’t really want to move up. We are too good at finding value with draft picks to give them up.

[Gravedigger]

Originally Posted by kevrunner

Jaguars pick after Seattle, I think Jax’s goes WR.

And then instantly try to pay him $30 million a year regardless of the NFL telling them that's not how this works.

[BossChief]

I bet Veach is blowing up the phone right now trying to move up.

GO UP AND GET THE BEST WR IN THE DRAFT.

[RealSNR]

Calling it now. I like Guyton better than Fautanu.

Don't like his height.

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by BuckeyeTheDog

All alone here? ™

I don’t really want to move up. We are too good at finding value with draft picks to give them up.

I'm with you.

[saphojunkie]

Don't care if it's Fautanu or BTJ, let's get this Seattle pick

[Hammock Parties]

Got a strong feeling we're gonna grab a DT.

[smithandrew051]

Originally Posted by BuckeyeTheDog

All alone here? ™

I don’t really want to move up. We are too good at finding value with draft picks to give them up.

If a LT that we likes falls to 32, then that gives us the ability to move up in Round 2 for a WR

[alpha_omega]

Originally Posted by RunKC

Spags is going to kill Bo Nix

NEGATIVES

— Oregon did not ask a lot of him as a processor down the field. Ton of screens, RPOs and simple vertical concepts.

— Inconsistent dropback footwork. Too often disrupts his timing when working full-bodied dropback passing concepts.

— Below-average ability to find answers within structure when first read is taken away.

Yes. Best we could have hoped for.

[DenverChief]

Originally Posted by BuckeyeTheDog

All alone here? ™

I don’t really want to move up. We are too good at finding value with draft picks to give them up.

But I'd love to screw the Bungholes out of their top WR pick

[Womble]

Dunno why everyone's going on about Latu's neck injury...

Kurt Angle won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freakin neck.

[TLO]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Got a strong feeling we're gonna grab a DT.

I will kick you in the BALLS