****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****

[Hammock Parties]

Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?

We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15*

It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri.

There have been eleven confirmed outbreaks of Mahomesiasis-15 around the country in the last several years, mostly in Los Angeles, Denver and Las Vegas. EACH TIME, this DEADLY NEW DISEASE kills approximately 70,000 people.

There were outbreaks in Oakland and San Diego and EVERYONE THERE DIED SO HARD those places are now UNINHABITABLE.



Even a slightly weaker strain of Mahomesias-15 devastated Mexico City.

PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK.

Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels.


WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL!

OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES!

EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE!

*Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by penguinz

You are a bloody cumdrop coughed up by a hepatitis ridden, quadriplegic whore.

Wow! I usually go with quivering bag of menstral discharge, but this is nice too.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by penguinz

You are a bloody cumdrop coughed up by a hepatitis ridden, quadriplegic whore.

Own your bullshit. Don't lash out because you ****ed up trying to break a fake scoop. Pathetic

[Marcellus]

Originally Posted by Red Dawg

I would love that. Hit some play action to Hill. Money baby.

I would definitely stop doing what's gotten us to 3 straight AFCCG's and the last 2 SB's.

[suzzer99]

Originally Posted by Chris Meck

well. That's vivid.

Female casual Chiefs fan friend asks me if there's a good Chiefs forum. I start, "Well there's Chiefs--", then I think about it some more and switch to, "You should check out Arrowhead Pride."

[HC_Chief]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Wow! I usually go with quivering bag of menstral discharge, but this is nice too.

Frothy cottage cheese like vaginal discharge?

[Marcellus]

Originally Posted by BWillie

Can we confirm that nobody else got the Covidicus today?

They wouldn't test the team the day of or before travel, way too much of a logistical nightmare if something turned up like what the Browns are going through.

[duncan_idaho]

And even if Jones is out, I still expect a more productive DL unit this game.

The Chargers are not at full strength there, and the Chiefs will add Frank Clark and Melvin Ingram to the rotation, and Jarran Reed has begun to play well/flash.

Hopefully those 3 can hold things together if Jones doesn't get that second negative test. I feel like he HAD to have gotten a negative test yesterday, or they would have already ruled him out.

If they can, I think the pass rush can make Herbert move enough to take pressure off the secondary.

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

And even if Jones is out, I still expect a more productive DL unit this game.

The Chargers are not at full strength there, and the Chiefs will add Frank Clark and Melvin Ingram to the rotation, and Jarran Reed has begun to play well/flash.

Hopefully those 3 can hold things together if Jones doesn't get that second negative test. I feel like he HAD to have gotten a negative test yesterday, or they would have already ruled him out.

If they can, I think the pass rush can make Herbert move enough to take pressure off the secondary.

Wharton ain't Jones, but he's no slouch.

[Marcellus]

Chiefs turned the ball over 4 times and lost on a last second TD earlier this season. KC is playing better and LA has been very inconsistent.

We should win by 10.

30-20 Chiefs.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

And even if Jones is out, I still expect a more productive DL unit this game.

The Chargers are not at full strength there, and the Chiefs will add Frank Clark and Melvin Ingram to the rotation, and Jarran Reed has begun to play well/flash.

Hopefully those 3 can hold things together if Jones doesn't get that second negative test. I feel like he HAD to have gotten a negative test yesterday, or they would have already ruled him out.

If they can, I think the pass rush can make Herbert move enough to take pressure off the secondary.

All they need to do is keep him in the pocket and get pressure with the front 4. He's struggled at times with pocket presence. Honestly, they have some of the same issues that the Chiefs have when you take away the deep stuff and the scramble drills.

Make them move the ball 10 plays at a time. Make them be patient and see if they actually can. They lead the league in drops.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Marcellus

Chiefs turned the ball over 4 times and lost on a last second TD earlier this season. KC is playing better and LA has been very inconsistent.

We should win by 10.

30-20 Chiefs.

Yep.

[smithandrew051]

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

And even if Jones is out, I still expect a more productive DL unit this game.

The Chargers are not at full strength there, and the Chiefs will add Frank Clark and Melvin Ingram to the rotation, and Jarran Reed has begun to play well/flash.

Hopefully those 3 can hold things together if Jones doesn't get that second negative test. I feel like he HAD to have gotten a negative test yesterday, or they would have already ruled him out.

If they can, I think the pass rush can make Herbert move enough to take pressure off the secondary.

Maybe it was just because we were up big against the Raiders, but it looks like Spags is really rotating the DL to keep fresh bodies on the field.

Here’s the snap counts and percentages from last game:

Reed: 43 68%
Jones: 39 62%
Ingram: 37 59%
Clark: 36 57%
Wharton: 27 43%
Okafor: 26 41%
Danna: 26 41%
Nnadi: 18 29%

That also makes me feel better about being down a body on a short week.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brother

Own your bullshit. Don't lash out because you ****ed up trying to break a fake scoop. Pathetic

How about we make a bet. If Jones plays you enjoy the game and the rest of the season. He doesn’t play then you squeeze your balls with a pair of vice grips.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

Maybe it was just because we were up big against the Raiders, but it looks like Spags is really rotating the DL to keep fresh bodies on the field.

Here’s the snap counts and percentages from last game:

Reed: 43 68%
Jones: 39 62%
Ingram: 37 59%
Clark: 36 57%
Wharton: 27 43%
Okafor: 26 41%
Danna: 26 41%
Nnadi: 18 29%

That also makes me feel better about being down a body on a short week.

Look at that list. There's only one Chris Jones but there isn't a true "dud" anywhere on that list.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

The Chargers planned for Derwin James (questionable, hamstring) to miss one game, which he did last week against Giants, so he’s hoping to play tonight vs. Chiefs barring setback.

— Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) December 16, 2021