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Old 12-16-2021, 12:00 AM  
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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****

Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?

We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15*

It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri.

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There have been eleven confirmed outbreaks of Mahomesiasis-15 around the country in the last several years, mostly in Los Angeles, Denver and Las Vegas. EACH TIME, this DEADLY NEW DISEASE kills approximately 70,000 people.

There were outbreaks in Oakland and San Diego and EVERYONE THERE DIED SO HARD those places are now UNINHABITABLE.



Even a slightly weaker strain of Mahomesias-15 devastated Mexico City.

PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK.

Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels.


WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL!

OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES!

EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE!

*Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread.
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:19 PM   #166
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Jones and Gordon are both officially out.
Not a surprise. Backups need to step up. Is Khalen Saunders still injured?
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:19 PM   #167
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:20 PM   #168
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Jones and Gordon are both officially out.
Shut your whore mouth without a link..
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:20 PM   #169
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Not a surprise. Backups need to step up. Is Khalen Saunders still injured?
False alarm dude.

ESPN reported Jones as out on TUESDAY.
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:21 PM   #170
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Not a surprise. Backups need to step up. Is Khalen Saunders still injured?
Saunders is still IR but it just so happens to be Reed's birthday so maybe he'll feel extra spry
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:21 PM   #171
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Not a surprise. Backups need to step up. Is Khalen Saunders still injured?
He is not on the list.
nevermind...IR.

Sucks we are without our best DT (potentially), LB, and CB (Ward has been excellent; need Hughes to play up like he did against the faid).
Hopefully their trash OTs get worked by Ingram and Clark, freeing Nadi and Reed to wreck the middle of the OL. We need to pressure w/o blitzing. Take away the deep pass...give them a taste of what other teams have been doing to us.

Offense MUST ball out tonight.
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:22 PM   #172
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He is not on the list.

Sucks we are without our best DT, LB, and CB.
Hopefully their trash OTs get worked by Ingram and Clark, freeing Nadi and Reed to wreck the middle of the OL. We need to pressure w/o blitzing. Take away the deep pass...give them a taste of what other teams have been doing to us.

Offense MUST ball out tonight.
Jones isn't officially out yet. We won't know for sure until tonight.
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:24 PM   #173
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Jones isn't officially out yet. We won't know for sure until tonight.
Yep, saw that. Damn espn... they list him as out.
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:26 PM   #174
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:27 PM   #175
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Considering LAX and LA traffic, I'd recommend he parachute out as the plane flies over SoFi
LAX to Sofi is a straight shot down Century Blvd. 20 minutes max in the worst traffic.



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Old 12-16-2021, 12:34 PM   #176
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Jones and Gay out is really ****ing bad. That's brutal.
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:39 PM   #177
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“Well…JR, the Chargers just received the opening kick and Chris Jones is nowhere to be found. I guess he won’t be playing tonight despite never being ruled out.”

“Yeah, I tell ya, King, that is a big BIG loss for the Kansas City Ch…”

*Sound of Glass Breaking* *I Won’t Do What You Tell Me Plays* *Rattlesnakes on the Titantron*

“Bah Gawd…That’s Chris Jones’s music!!! Stone Cold’s here! He’s here!”

*Jones walks out, stuns the ref, sacks Herbert, pops a few beers for the fans*
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:42 PM   #178
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“Well…JR, the Chargers just received the opening kick and Chris Jones is nowhere to be found. I guess he won’t be playing tonight despite never being ruled out.”

“Yeah, I tell ya, King, that is a big BIG loss for the Kansas City Ch…”

*Sound of Glass Breaking* *I Won’t Do What You Tell Me Plays* *Rattlesnakes on the Titantron*

“Bah Gawd…That’s Chris Jones’s music!!! Stone Cold’s here! He’s here!”

*Jones walks out, stuns the ref, sacks Herbert, pops a few beers for the fans*
Sometimes the NFL is just too predictable. This is obviously what's happening.
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:43 PM   #179
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They need new writers
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Old 12-16-2021, 12:43 PM   #180
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Jones and Gay out is really ****ing bad. That's brutal.
Jones isn't out yet. Gay and Sneed are.
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