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Old 12-16-2021, 12:00 AM  
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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****

Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?

We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15*

It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri.

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There have been eleven confirmed outbreaks of Mahomesiasis-15 around the country in the last several years, mostly in Los Angeles, Denver and Las Vegas. EACH TIME, this DEADLY NEW DISEASE kills approximately 70,000 people.

There were outbreaks in Oakland and San Diego and EVERYONE THERE DIED SO HARD those places are now UNINHABITABLE.



Even a slightly weaker strain of Mahomesias-15 devastated Mexico City.

PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK.

Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels.


WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL!

OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES!

EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE!

*Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread.
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Old 12-16-2021, 08:58 AM   #76
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Old 12-16-2021, 09:00 AM   #77
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The Chargers offense is legit and our defense will be shorthanded.

I could easily see both teams scoring 30, especially if it goes to OT.
Their offense is shorthanded. They're going to be missing their best offensive linemen and he happens to be the left tackle.

Again, not thinking this thing through.
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Old 12-16-2021, 09:01 AM   #78
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Old 12-16-2021, 09:04 AM   #79
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Old 12-16-2021, 09:11 AM   #80
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Their offense is shorthanded. They're going to be missing their best offensive linemen and he happens to be the left tackle.

Again, not thinking this thing through.
Vegas has an implied score of KC 27.5 to LAC 24.5

But, yeah, I'm not thinking it through in believing the Chargers could score 30 if the game goes into OT.
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Old 12-16-2021, 09:15 AM   #81
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Vegas has an implied score of KC 27.5 to LAC 24.5

But, yeah, I'm not thinking it through in believing the Chargers could score 30 if the game goes into OT.
You said the Chargers offense is legit and the Chiefs defense is shorthanded.

The Chiefs defense is legit and the Chargers offense is also shorthanded.

You failed to mention that 2nd part.
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Old 12-16-2021, 09:29 AM   #83
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You said the Chargers offense is legit and the Chiefs defense is shorthanded.

The Chiefs defense is legit and the Chargers offense is also shorthanded.

You failed to mention that 2nd part.
I picked the Chiefs to win but didn't do it in a nice enough way. Got it.
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Old 12-16-2021, 09:31 AM   #84
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I picked the Chiefs to win but didn't do it in a nice enough way. Got it.
It wasn't about being nice. It was about being accurate in your analysis.

This all started with people talking about the Chargers scoring 30, which isn't likely to happen given the circumstances, especially since they only managed 30 in the first game, against an awful defense, and they were fully healthy.
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Best-graded: C Corey Linsley | 86.1
Worst-graded: T Storm Norton | 50.5

The Chargers having a good offensive line seems almost antithetical to what we know about the team, but it proves that one can overhaul a bad unit with enough determination. Matt Feiler is having a career year as a modest free-agent acquisition to play one guard spot, while Corey Linsley and Rashawn Slater — the two higher profile additions — are both backing up their investment. If offensive linemen won such awards, then Slater would be the Offensive Rookie of the Year through nine weeks. He has allowed just 12 total pressures in eight games despite having to block Myles Garrett in one of them.
So their RT isn't particularly good either.

Chargers are in a world of hurt.
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Nervous energy today. Too many key players out...variables are whacky in this one.

KC offense plays to its potential, it will be a double-digit victory. Offense plays down again, and repeats past mistakes (dropped passes, tipped passes for INT), we lose a close one.

If Jones plays, all bets are off. CJ + Melvin Ingram = devastation of the banged up Chargers OL. Herbert will be hit and pressured regularly.
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It wasn't about being nice. It was about being accurate in your analysis.

This all started with people talking about the Chargers scoring 30, which isn't likely to happen given the circumstances, especially since they only managed 30 in the first game, against an awful defense, and they were fully healthy.
I picked the Chiefs to win 33-30 in OT. That's not a wild prediction.
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So their RT isn't particularly good either.

Chargers are in a world of hurt.
Other than Linsley and Slater, they've had issues off and on all year.
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