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View Poll Results: What attraction would you like to see in heaven?
Trampoline 3 6.82%
Arcade 12 27.27%
Hotdog Eating Competition 4 9.09%
Glue Sniffing Saturdays 6 13.64%
Pin the Tail on the Buddha 9 20.45%
Self Crucifixion 2 4.55%
Scooters 8 18.18%
Dance Dance Revolution 5 11.36%
Free Cake 13 29.55%
Ass ****ing Rooms(AKA - By selecting this option, I would like to burn in hell!) 3 6.82%
Gaz Autograph Signing 4 9.09%
Other (Suggest Below) 3 6.82%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 44. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 06-07-2020, 12:48 AM  
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Adding A New Attraction To Heaven
My father recently came into a buttload of cash from gambling on your Kansas City Chiefs in the super bowl. We are adding one attraction to heaven with the excess funds. Help us decide what to add! Amen.
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Old 06-07-2020, 10:37 PM   #31
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Old 06-07-2020, 10:40 PM   #32
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Over 30 people have voted so he must not be weeding them out.
That's why I added the ass ****ing option.

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Do the wings take energy to utilize, or would it be like blinking?
Only Angels have wings. When you die, you don't just become an Angel. So, you picked an incredibly resourceful option.
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Old 06-07-2020, 11:01 PM   #33
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Old 06-07-2020, 11:15 PM   #34
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You have to give up..."In the morning your server awakens you with oral pleasure, a mimosa and brunch, and then you select your favorite movie in which they star, and you watch it together."




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Old 06-07-2020, 11:23 PM   #35
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You have to pay for pussy in Heaven.

The attraction I want is weekend passes to visit hell.

maybe "Be a porn producer for a day" and you can choose the year.

I already have my company car if that helps the budget.



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Old 06-07-2020, 11:34 PM   #36
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Old 06-08-2020, 12:59 AM   #37
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Old 06-08-2020, 01:45 AM   #38
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Old 06-10-2020, 12:43 AM   #39
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Old 06-10-2020, 02:05 AM   #40
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Old 06-10-2020, 05:30 AM   #41
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Is there a deeper joke here that is going over my head or is this what people are calling entertainment now in 2020?
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Old 06-10-2020, 10:08 AM   #42
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Old 06-10-2020, 10:44 AM   #43
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I want something that isn't available on earth. You need to give me a reason to come to heaven.

I know that your dad can create life AT WILL so I want you to create a restaurant where the most famous actresses of all time serve the patrons dinner and drinks.

You enter a height, hair color and decade of choice for your server in the restaurant lobby, and they are chosen at random after entering that criteria.

For instance, if you want to be served by Carrie Fisher, you would roll the dice with "5-1, brunette, 1980s."

When your sit down, you are presented with your lottery server, and you can then select her attire based on her movie career. For instance, if you won Carrie Fisher you could select "ceremonial gown and necklace," "hoth jumpsuit," "cloud city formal," "metal bikini," "endor camo" or "ewok native dress."

As this is a classy establishment, absolutely NO nude servers will be permitted.

You can see the rest of the tables in the same area, so as to increase your entertainment value.

After you are served dinner and drinks, your server will join you for dessert and conversation, and then she will escort you to a private room for an evening of passionate sex.

In the morning your server awakens you with oral pleasure, a mimosa and brunch, and then you select your favorite movie in which they star, and you watch it together.



but if you pick someone who gets picked a lot...are you getting a fresh server? Or one that's working the second of a double?
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but if you pick someone who gets picked a lot...are you getting a fresh server? Or one that's working the second of a double?
The selections are random based on the loose criteria.

Get there early and ensure you have a shot at Carrie Fisher before someone else gets her!
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Old 06-10-2020, 11:28 AM   #45
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Is there a deeper joke here that is going over my head or is this what people are calling entertainment now in 2020?
I'm taking it seriously because I can't prove that it's not really Jesus who started the poll.
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