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Trampoline |
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3 | 6.82% |
Arcade |
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12 | 27.27% |
Hotdog Eating Competition |
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4 | 9.09% |
Glue Sniffing Saturdays |
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6 | 13.64% |
Pin the Tail on the Buddha |
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9 | 20.45% |
Self Crucifixion |
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2 | 4.55% |
Scooters |
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8 | 18.18% |
Dance Dance Revolution |
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5 | 11.36% |
Free Cake |
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13 | 29.55% |
Ass ****ing Rooms(AKA - By selecting this option, I would like to burn in hell!) |
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3 | 6.82% |
Gaz Autograph Signing |
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4 | 9.09% |
Other (Suggest Below) |
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3 | 6.82% |
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Future Darwin Award
Join Date: Dec 2018
Location: Mom's single wide
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STRIP CLUB!
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Wait, cake isn't free in heaven? I've been lied to
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Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: JoCo
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legend
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Independence, MO
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I hope there's fish to eat in heaven. It's okay to eat fish, because they don't have any feelings.
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Alpha Omega
Join Date: Jun 2020
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Bump it
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
Casino cash: $-200000
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Bring back the CP Arcade!!!!
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Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
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I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: Shawnee, KS
Casino cash: $-435600
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Dinosaur ****ing...or is that already available?
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Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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What was the name of your pet dinosaur?
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Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Hollidaysburg, PA
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I picked 3 because a Gaz autograph signing wouldn't cost much and DDR can be inside the arcade.
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Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2019
Location: Ohio
Casino cash: $-1609600
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JC - Is it true that in Heaven you can lick your own ass like a dog? Asking for a friend.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Do the Chiefs win the Super Bowl every year in heaven, or does that decrease the enjoyment of the regular seasons?
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Is this post by Jesus Christ or Jesus H. Christ??
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $1040478
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I want something that isn't available on earth. You need to give me a reason to come to heaven.
I know that your dad can create life AT WILL so I want you to create a restaurant where the most famous actresses of all time serve the patrons dinner and drinks. You enter a height, hair color and decade of choice for your server in the restaurant lobby, and they are chosen at random after entering that criteria. For instance, if you want to be served by Carrie Fisher, you would roll the dice with "5-1, brunette, 1980s." When your sit down, you are presented with your lottery server, and you can then select her attire based on her movie career. For instance, if you won Carrie Fisher you could select "ceremonial gown and necklace," "hoth jumpsuit," "cloud city formal," "metal bikini," "endor camo" or "ewok native dress." As this is a classy establishment, absolutely NO nude servers will be permitted. You can see the rest of the tables in the same area, so as to increase your entertainment value. After you are served dinner and drinks, your server will join you for dessert and conversation, and then she will escort you to a private room for an evening of passionate sex. In the morning your server awakens you with oral pleasure, a mimosa and brunch, and then you select your favorite movie in which they star, and you watch it together.
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