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Old 03-14-2020, 02:51 PM  
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Gay Day With Clay VII: The Farce Awakens
Clay Gaydayer has vanished. In his absence, sinister shitposting has risen from the ashes of Chiefsplanet and will not rest until Gaydayer, the last Fed-I, has been banned.

With the support of the ROMPER ROOM, General Simply Red leads a brave RESISTANCE. She is desperate to find her foodposting brother, Clay, and gain his help in restoring gay day food threads and vaguely metrosexual posting to Chiefsplanet.

Simply Red has sent her most daring shitposter on a secret mission to Waldo, where an old ally has discovered a thread leading to Clay's whereabouts...

(pan down to starfield....ok hold on for the pics...just had a great gay day)
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Old 03-14-2020, 03:16 PM   #2
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IT'S TIME FOR A GAY DAY WITH CLAY!!!

CoronaVirus is rampant but we are not about social isolation when gay days must be had. St. Patrick will protect us today. Especially with this effeminate pose. Han Solo is protesting.



We need a bold, daring soundtrack for our gayventure, so this will do nicely. Boldy gay where no man has gayed before.



Our first stop is CVS. OH NO!!! Has Clay been poz'd by the Corona? Is this the final GayDay thread ever?



Psyche. I just need some stamps. These cost $11. Seems high, but whatever.



I just sold a car, so I have to inform the State. Pain in the ass but whatever. I can leave this at CVS apparently and they add it to their outgoing mail. Very gay!



Our next stop is just down the road on 63rd....I park....where shall we go?? Is it pilates time? That seems quite gay, indeed.



Oh fooled you again. I bypass the young, lithe bodies writhing in yoga pants and proceed to PLATE KC, to feed myself in the grandest (gayest?) of gay day traditions.



CORONAVIRUS HITS LOCAL KC BUSINESS HARD - MAN ENJOYS GAYDAY AT NEARLY DESERTED EATERY



This place is super (thanks for asking) fancy - they even have a wine decanter here behind the bar. JUST DELIGHTFUL!!! I hope they're OK with my sweatpants. I'm under-dressed for this GayDay.



Let's have some pastries from the buffet. We have a blueberry scone at left here, followed by a cheese danish, and a "smore's cup." These were all outstanding. Baked goods are gay!



Let's consult the menu for our second course. Now, apparently, this brunch is a bit expensive at $26, but you can literally order anything, and then keep ordering, until your gay gut, poz'd by all that food, explodes like that dude in Monty Python's Meaning of Life. That sounds like a better way to die than getting corona'd, anyway.



CHICKEN AND WAFFLES!!! Oh, I am so gay right now. Look at the cute little flowers on my big gay breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!



THE LAST FED-I HAS RETURNED! Excellent crunchy, hot waffle, hot syrup, fresh, hot, crispy chicken. Just spectacular. You should hit up Plate.



Back to the road. We're on track 18 now. Enjoying the music. Watching for Klingons.



Our last stop for the day...it's ARTH AND CRAFTH TIME!!! YAY!!!! STREAMERS AND GLITTER!!!!



Yeah we're just getting these beauties framed. Costs way too much but whatever, Mahomes.



Two weeks and I can go pick up my frames. I blurred out my phone number, lest Cooper sign me up for "a good time" on a bathroom wall somewhere. I enjoy my gay days but...no...



I also pick up a cheap frame for something else...AND LOOK I GOT A COUPON. I blurred out the code so Cooper wouldn't steal it.



Let's go home, boys and girls. SET COURSE FOR STARBASE CLAY, MAXIMUM WARP. ENGAYGE!



We hang some fine art in our home with the frame we just bought. One of the gayest moments of Patrick's career! The Patomic Bomb.



OK, back to Rise of Mahomes III....until next time....stay gay, friends.




Previous Episodes of GDWC:

Episode I: Winstead's

Episode II: Taco John's

Episode III: Big Biscuit

Episode IV: Pizza Manifesto

Episode V: Culvers

Episode VI: Ruchi Indian
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Old 03-14-2020, 03:18 PM   #3
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I just had one of those acute moments of realization. You are nearly 40 years old.
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That's why I can afford these luxurious $26 brunches.
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Introducing our new Food and Beverage Director:

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Clark, former Executive Chef & Partner of Hogshead Kansas City, and The former Executive Chef & Partner of The Capital Grille has joined our team and is bringing exciting new ideas and an exciting new menu!

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That pose is a 2/10 on the effeminate scale

Gotta hit at least a 6 to be included in the fav gay CPer poll
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you think this is my first fashion show

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Datz some fuuny shizzle rite there
Personally I was wondering about the marshmallows
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Personally I was wondering about the marshmallows
that's over-exposed butter
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that's over-exposed butter
That's what "she" said......
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