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TLO · 01-19-2020, 07:03 PM

Well Chiefs vs Packers is what I had hoped for, but that's not happening.

Let's talk about Chiefs vs 49ers here.

Beef Supreme · 01-27-2020, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by All22

Many of us 49ers fans who go to other teams forums do it to get a deeper knowledge of the game (or at least the perspective of fans of other teams). We've travelled to forums for the Saints, Packers, Seahawks etc but the experience here is different. Someone comes in saying "Hi, I'm a 49er fan. It should be a great game" and the response is "Eat a dick".

Which is just kinda funny,

It is kinda funny. We think it is funny to tell people to eat a dick. We say shit that to each other. If you want a sterile, heavily moderated, dickless conversation where you are treated like a pussy, you came to the wrong place.

Lucas_the_god · 01-27-2020, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Beef Supreme

It is kinda funny. We think it is funny to tell people to eat a dick. We say shit that to each other. If you want a sterile, heavily moderated, dickless conversation where you are treated like a pussy, you came to the wrong place.

THIS

Halfcan · 01-27-2020, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by All22

You should watch both games first then comment.

Or even better, go to chat up some knowledgeable Seahawk fans. The Seahawks have never had an offensive line and their receivers have always been a bunch of no-names, even when they were making Superbowls.

Besides, comparing the Seahawks to the Raiders is just funny. Y'all didn't smoke the Chargers. And the Seahawks and Rams world's better than all your division opponents.

Sorry, nobody is impressed with your team.

Your pornstar banging, Pats retread QB is prone to turnovers and will choke this weekend.

Your D line will be gassed and won't be effective.

Hill will make Sherman his bitch again.

Your running game will sputter against our Dline.

Mahomes will pick apart your zone.

Your kicker will miss field goals.

Your Special Teams will give up big plays to Pro Bowler Hardman.

Kelce will gut you guys in the middle repeatedly.

Your young coach will make boneheaded mistakes.

Chiefs receivers will be open all day.

Our shifty quick running game will gash you for yards as your defense runs out of gas.

You will lose this game.

You have no chance of victory.

You will cry after the loss and spend the offseason talking about how shitty that Jimmy Grapes contract is.

dmahurin · 01-27-2020, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Beef Supreme

It is kinda funny. We think it is funny to tell people to eat a dick. We say shit that to each other. If you want a sterile, heavily moderated, dickless conversation where you are treated like a pussy, you came to the wrong place.

We all could have told him to drink anti-freeze

**The Franchise** · 01-27-2020, 12:58 PM

The 49ers were good enough to make it to the SB. You can’t sit there and just say that the entire NFC is trash. Give them some ****ing credit. God damn.

wachashi · 01-27-2020, 01:02 PM

The Chiefs have an offense unlike any other in the NFL. No team comes close to throwing the ball as much as KC. The chart below shows pass rate percentages on first and second down through the first three quarters (removing how score, down, and time influence playcalling).

The teams that put up the most points against the Niners were the Saints (48), the Rams (31), and the Falcons (29). All three of those teams rank inside the top SEVEN of most pass happy teams.

burt · 01-27-2020, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan

Sorry, nobody is impressed with your team.

Your pornstar banging, Pats retread QB is prone to turnovers and will choke this weekend.

Your D line will be gassed and won't be effective.

Hill will make Sherman his bitch again.

Your running game will sputter against our Dline.

Mahomes will pick apart your zone.

Your kicker will miss field goals.

Your Special Teams will give up big plays to Pro Bowler Hardman.

Kelce will gut you guys in the middle repeatedly.

Your young coach will make boneheaded mistakes.

Chiefs receivers will be open all day.

Our shifty quick running game will gash you for yards as your defense runs out of gas.

You will lose this game.

You have no chance of victory.

You will cry after the loss and spend the offseason talking about how shitty that Jimmy Grapes contract is.

Yeah....I CAN'T agree with all these....

duncan_idaho · 01-27-2020, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by All22

Curious that you didn't list the Chargers there.

Yes, the Cards are better than the Raiders and Broncos. They're a decent team just super inconsistent

His point was that the actual shitty teams in the Chiefs’ division got their shit pushed in by the Chiefs.

It’s questionable that either of those teams are worse than the Cardinals. Same with the Chargers.

And let’s not act like 23-16 and 31-21 were fluke wins. KC controlled those games throughout the second halves and never trailed in the 4th in either one.

Gravedigger · 01-27-2020, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by All22

Many of us 49ers fans who go to other teams forums do it to get a deeper knowledge of the game (or at least the perspective of fans of other teams). We've travelled to forums for the Saints, Packers, Seahawks etc but the experience here is different. Someone comes in saying "Hi, I'm a 49er fan. It should be a great game" and the response is "Eat a dick".

Which is just kinda funny,

I'm reminded of the Snickers commercials with this post:

Chiefsplanet: "All22, what is your deal man?"

All22: "Oh come on man you've been riding me all day!"

Chiefsplanet: "All22, you're playing like Betty White out there!"

All22: "That's not what your girlfriend says!"

The one friend of All22: "All22! Eat a dick. You're not you when you're hungry."

All22: *Eats Dick, Enjoys Dick*

The one friend of All22: "Better?"

All22: *Happy look in his eyes, grins widely* "Better!"

rabblerouser · 01-27-2020, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravedigger

I'm reminded of the Snickers commercials with this post:

Chiefsplanet: "All22, what is your deal man?"

All22: "Oh come on man you've been riding me all day!"

Chiefsplanet: "All22, you're playing like Betty White out there!"

All22: "That's not what your girlfriend says!"

Other 9ers fans: "All22! Eat a dick. You're not you when you're hungry."

All22: *Eats Dick, Enjoys Dick*

Other 9ers fans: "Better?"

All22: *Happy look in his eyes, grins widely* "Better!"

All22 is a 49ers fan, so you know he loves the taste of dick in his mouth.

FloridaMan88 · 01-27-2020, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by All22

No one is trying to change any minds, just talk football. Y'all are just hyper-sensitive and defensive.

Why does the biggest 49ers message board have a 173+ page thread dedicated to the Chiefs/Mahomes that was started in 2018?

Link: https://www.49erswebzone.com/forum/n...chiefs-thread/

Seems like your fanbase has a long term obsession with the Chiefs.

TomahawkChump · 01-27-2020, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96

Chargers have a better defense and better weapons than SEA. Chargers have a QB that likes to turn the ball over late in games. But in every other respect they are a pretty complete team, with real NFL RBs, an elite WR, a solid TE, and a real defense.

SEA is not a complete team. And they were one of the worst defenses in the league this season. How did the Niners offense not steam-roll that defense?

Exactly, you see through the BS noise. They are the best 5 win team in history, just look at all their talent!

Megatron96 · 01-27-2020, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TomahawkChump

Exactly, you see through the BS noise. They are the best 5 win team in history, just look at all their talent!

Put their rosters side by side and the Chargers have more talent, yes. Best 5-win team in history, I have no idea. I don't even care about stuff like that. It's a stat for reeruns.

TomahawkChump · 01-27-2020, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96

Put their rosters side by side and the Chargers have more talent, yes. Best 5-win team in history, I have no idea. I don't even care about stuff like that. It's a stat for reeruns.

I'll have to trust you, as the resident expert on reeruns.

htismaqe · 01-27-2020, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

Why does the biggest 49ers message board have a 173+ page thread dedicated to the Chiefs/Mahomes that was started in 2018?

Link: https://www.49erswebzone.com/forum/n...chiefs-thread/

Seems like your fanbase has a long term obsession with the Chiefs.

They're pissed that they won't be able to pawn Jimmy G off on us in 3 or 4 years for two 2nd round picks.

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wachashi Veteran Join Date: Jan 2019 Casino cash: $6600400	The Chiefs have an offense unlike any other in the NFL. No team comes close to throwing the ball as much as KC. The chart below shows pass rate percentages on first and second down through the first three quarters (removing how score, down, and time influence playcalling). The teams that put up the most points against the Niners were the Saints (48), the Rams (31), and the Falcons (29). All three of those teams rank inside the top SEVEN of most pass happy teams.
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