Let's talk about the 49ers (Super Bowl Edition)

[TLO]

Well Chiefs vs Packers is what I had hoped for, but that's not happening.

Let's talk about Chiefs vs 49ers here.

[Sassy Squatch]

Dave Toub better make up for the shit sandwiches he's been serving up in the playoffs so far. His unit had ****ing horrendous gaffes in both games. That gaping hole innpint block better be ****ing sealed tight and I'm still almost impressed at how they fell for the fake punt by the Titans.

[LiveSteam]

Im watching 1994 week 3 i think it is?
KC vs Bayofgay on NFL Network

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by HurdofDeebo19

You played WEAK offensive teams meaning your teams defense is over rated!

Your whole ****ing team is overrated, StreetShittyBo19

I mean, we beat Baltimore, who was the #1 defense.

We beat Tennessee, who had the #2 defense.

Seems you've got your facts all twisted. Maybe if you could read while you shit in the street and make sexytime with other man's anals, you'd maybe know what you're talking about.

[Megatron96]

Originally Posted by HurdofDeebo19

You played WEAK offensive teams meaning your teams defense is over rated!

No, that's really not the case. Statistical analysis by FootballOutsiders, Pro-Database, ESPN, etc. all find that the Chiefs are a legit top-10 defense.

Google is your friend.

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by LiveSteam

Im watching 1994 week 3 i think it is?
KC vs Bayofgay on NFL Network

Week 2.

Chiefs vs the StreetShitters

[LiveSteam]

Its the (Bayofgay)

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by LiveSteam

Its the (Bayofgay)

It really is.

I hope burt isn't offended by all San Francisco gay jokes...but they're absolutely flaming-ass butt****ing crossdressing ass-grabbing gay in San Francisco.

**** Rice-A-Roni, too!!

[burt]

Originally Posted by rabblerouser

Oh. So you're attracted to men, sexually?

As far as you know.... Many gay people never "broadcast" it. No one knew for many years that Rock Hudson was gay. There just may be more than a few here....not that you necessarily need to know any ones sexual preference. Any more than I need/want to know yours.

One thing I do know. Often, men who raise the biggest stink about homosexuality, are truly trying do submerge their own homosexual feelings.....

[RunKC]

So tired of hearing the “defense wins championships” bullshit. This isn the same at all.

This isn’t Peyton Manning with average weapons and an old declining arm.
This isn’t statue Tom Brady who can’t extend plays without a true genius OC
This isn’t that pussy Jared Goff who froze like a bitch

This is the most talented QB ever with the best Offensive coach ever.

Prime Rodgers in 2010 is the closest thing we’ve seen to Mahomes this postseason and he raped a very good Steelers defense. AND he didn’t have near the weapons or coaching we do.

Chiefs offense will be ready. And we will score...a lot.

[BangbangNinerGang]

Originally Posted by The Franchise

Take it with a grain of salt but someone on Twitter said that Mike Florio is saying that the 49ers need to hurt Mahomes to win.

That dude is a Niner hater, grain of salt might be too much.

[burt]

Originally Posted by rabblerouser

It really is.

they're absolutely flaming-ass butt****ing crossdressing ass-grabbing gay in San Francisco.

**** Rice-A-Roni, too!!

For many of my friends.....this is so overly descriptive and redundant.

[R Clark]

Originally Posted by rabblerouser

It really is.

I hope burt isn't offended by all San Francisco gay jokes...but they're absolutely flaming-ass butt****ing crossdressing ass-grabbing gay in San Francisco.

**** Rice-A-Roni, too!!

Get down on that San Francisco treat

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Superturtle

Wonder if Brady snuck up behind Gilmore while he was saying this.

Gilmore on SB: “I think Kansas City wins. I just feel like they have a lot of weapons. Mahomes is the---he's tough to go against. I played against him a lot of times, and he's the toughest guy I've played against since I've been playing---besides Tom, but he's great. #patriots

— Dianna (@diannaESPN) January 22, 2020

Afraid of Tom molesting him next. He's seen what he does to his own children.

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

Well, after looking at their play-by-play for the last six games, I can tell you that they aren't going to limit our possessions. A few notables: Against the Packers they gave GB 11 possessions. Against the Rams they gave LA 13 possessions. That's right: 13. Against the Saints they gave them 12 possessions. And Brees scored TDs on their first four possessions in a row.

And the Niners had 13 possessions against LAR, but only scored on 5 of them (34%), turned the ball over twice, punted five times, and only scored 3 TDs. Yeah, they score at about the same efficiency as TEN.

Except against better opponents they tend to give up more possessions, not less.

If they give Pat and Andy 12 possessions . . .

...we'll score 70 ****ing points.

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by burt

As far as you know.... Many gay people never "broadcast" it. No one knew for many years that Rock Hudson was gay. There just may be more than a few here....not that you necessarily need to know any ones sexual preference. Any more than I need/want to know yours.

One thing I do know. Often, men who raise the biggest stink about homosexuality, are truly trying do submerge their own homosexual feelings.....

Ok then.