****The OFFICIAL Texans @ Chiefs Divisional Playoff REVENGE Game thread****

[Hammock Parties]

Our conquest of the 32 Kingdoms begins, today, in the Year of our Lord 2020, January 12, at 2:05 PM.

It's time for House Houston to bend the knee.

The Lannistexan army is returning from battle and is not prepared for the savage hordes of Arrowhead - only a fool would meet us in an open field.

They may think they can hold us off...until they see our dragon.

Dracarys.

Spoiler!

[dirk digler]

Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19

He’s wore a brace for years now you ****ing moron.

The sleeve is the only thing new. And for all we know, he’s just easing in there.

Good to know, I had no idea he wore a brace or maybe didn't pay much attention.

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Can you imagine how romantic it would be to get off your plane and have a limo driver standing there holding up a piece of paper with your name on it?

They hold iPads these days.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Originally Posted by dirk digler

Good to know, I had no idea he wore a brace or maybe didn't pay much attention.

He had a knee scare during the 2017 season and has wore one ever since, IIRC.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by DaFace

They hold iPads these days.

Hand written notes is a lost art.....

Oh, the shame....

[thechiefsrback]

Hopefully the chiefs are more prepared than the ravens. Would hate to see a Texans vs titans championship game

[dirk digler]

Tight end Travis Kelce, who's listed as QUESTIONABLE for today's game, is out on the field w/ the team warming up.

— Aly Trost (@AlyTrost) January 12, 2020

[RollChiefsRoll]

Deshaun Watson’s coldest ever football game today — LOL get ready, bitch!!

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by Setsuna

Any Given Sunday

Shut your Pie-hole!!!!

via GIPHY

[RINGLEADER]

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho

While we’re on the topic of Revenge, I relish the Chiefs’ opportunity to get it on basically everyone you would want to get it on, save the Colts.

It also makes me wonder what is the record for most wins against playoff teams in a season. If/when KC gets out of the AFC, it will have wins against each of the 5 other playoff participants. Throw in the Vikings in the NFC and you’re at 6/11 overall participants, with the opportunity to get #7 in the Super Bowl. It’s gotta be close, right?

Indy is watching us play in the Playoffs. That's all the revenge those guys deserve.

[Coach]

Chiefs TE Travis Kelce (calf) is out there during warm-ups running routes with the WRs. Good sign? No members of the training staff are with him watching how he runs.

— Herbie Teope (@HerbieTeope) January 12, 2020

Pretty sure he meant knee, but regardless, good to know that no training staff are watching him.

[scho63]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Man, it's still 110 minutes away? This must be what it feels like to be an astronaut sitting on the launch pad.

T - 105 minutes and counting

[RINGLEADER]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

Just parked. I’m here for the win. Let’s. ****ing. Go.

Be loud.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Chris Jones just got done his on the field workout. He was wearing a sleeve on his right calf with a knee brace on that knee as well. I’m told he WILL NOT be active. They wanted to see the workout and make the call. Apparently didn’t see what they wanted.

— James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) January 12, 2020

[pugsnotdrugs19]

****.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Originally Posted by Showtime

Chris Jones just got done his on the field workout. He was wearing a sleeve on his right calf with a knee brace on that knee as well. I’m told he WILL NOT be active. They wanted to see the workout and make the call. Apparently didn’t see what they wanted.

— James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) January 12, 2020

Gotta be shitting me.