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Old 01-10-2020, 10:23 AM  
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Having my balls snipped today. Any advice?
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:01 AM   #16
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My 2 best friends and I all had it done the same day. Wives had coolers full of beer for us when we all got back to my place, which was closest, and we watched TV. By the end of the day, we were all pretty "tired", so there wasn't a whole lot of crying about the pain. One cautionary tale, make sure you go through the 10-12 cycles of emission before you go in unprotected. I have a friend that didn't. His daughter will be 21 next week.
It's more like 20-30 cycles. Make sure you have your analysis before going unprotected

Wear supportive underwear, watch out for animals and kids.jumping on your lap. Stay on top of taking ibuprofen. Try not to snap your balls when putting on boxers.

The worst part is hearing the wife say how much worse she had it during pregnancy and child birth.
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:05 AM   #17
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:05 AM   #18
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:06 AM   #19
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:07 AM   #20
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I figure I’ll just post up on the couch all weekend and watch football and keep a nice solid whiskey buzz going with ice on my junk
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:08 AM   #21
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:10 AM   #22
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I figure I’ll just post up on the couch all weekend and watch football and keep a nice solid whiskey buzz going with ice on my junk
That first Mahomes TD throw is going to cause you some serious pain.
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:11 AM   #23
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:11 AM   #25
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That first Mahomes TD throw is going to cause you some serious pain.
yeah i would have waited until after the season, but i think we all know what waiting got him last time...



and FTR I'm going to say i told you so again o.city
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:12 AM   #26
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I brought home some of the Frozen bags the oral surgeons use after wisdom teeth extractions so I’ll be good there
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:12 AM   #27
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:13 AM   #28
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yeah i would have waited until after the season, but i think we all know what waiting got him last time...



and FTR I'm going to say i told you so again o.city
Yeah and I’ll still say a big **** you!
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:14 AM   #29
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:19 AM   #30
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