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Old 02-23-2015, 06:18 PM  
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Old 04-29-2015, 07:03 PM   #406
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Yeah, with 1/5th of 70 proof liquor I doubt it will be a hammered night, but a pleasant one none the less.
A fifth won't get you hammered? Damn. I mean no judgement or anything, but I thought I could drink. I finish a fifth of anything stronger than Kahlua and I'm pretty blasted.
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Old 04-29-2015, 07:04 PM   #408
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A fifth won't get you hammered? Damn. I mean no judgement or anything, but I thought I could drink. I finish a fifth of anything stronger than Kahlua and I'm pretty blasted.
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Old 04-29-2015, 07:04 PM   #409
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Me either homie. One drink and I'm not driving I came close to getting the award once and never again. I was lucky the cop lied his ass off.


I wasn't even driving anywhere, just moving a buddy's truck with a cab sitting there waiting to take me home and playing a joke.


5 grand late the joke as in me but I won cuz the cop was a liar
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Old 04-29-2015, 07:06 PM   #410
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A fifth won't get you hammered? Damn. I mean no judgement or anything, but I thought I could drink. I finish a fifth of anything stronger than Kahlua and I'm pretty blasted.
I get pretty drunk with a fifth of regular whiskey, but 70 proof is light. I'll be lit but I wouldn't call it hammered. We'll find out!
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Old 04-29-2015, 07:07 PM   #411
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I get pretty drunk with a fifth of regular whiskey, but 70 proof is light. I'll be lit but I wouldn't call it hammered. We'll find out!
I don't even try and brag about that. It's not something I'm proud of. Lol
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Old 04-29-2015, 07:09 PM   #412
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Eh, everyone is different. I know guys that don't hardly drink at all but can put it away.
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Old 04-29-2015, 07:17 PM   #413
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That story will explain why I say a lot of the shit I say and how I can say out with so much confidence.


And I paid my sales tax today and saw your name right above on my vendors list lol.
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Old 04-29-2015, 07:18 PM   #414
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I don't even try and brag about that. It's not something I'm proud of. Lol
People freak the **** out when they see bar tenders making my drinks lol
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Old 04-29-2015, 07:31 PM   #415
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That story will explain why I say a lot of the shit I say and how I can say out with so much confidence.


And I paid my sales tax today and saw your name right above on my vendors list lol.
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Old 04-29-2015, 07:32 PM   #416
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People freak the **** out when they see bar tenders making my drinks lol
I'll bet those are standard drinks at my bar. There's hardly room for any mixer.
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Old 04-29-2015, 08:22 PM   #417
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On my computer, quick books lol. Remember I bought a jersey from you...

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I'll bet those are standard drinks at my bar. There's hardly room for any mixer.
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Old 04-29-2015, 09:21 PM   #419
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A fifth won't get you hammered? Damn. I mean no judgement or anything, but I thought I could drink. I finish a fifth of anything stronger than Kahlua and I'm pretty blasted.
What kind of time frame are we talking about? A fifth over a few hours at less than 100 proof is just maintaining a buzz.
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What kind of time frame are we talking about? A fifth over a few hours at less than 100 proof is just maintaining a buzz.
If I drink a fifth of whisky in 4 or 5 hours, I'm going to be drunk not buzzed. I'm not saying blackout vomit party but noticeably drunk. I mean it's over 20 full shots. You guys must be some bad SOBs.
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