Movies and TV Like an episode of Entourage - What's your worst chewing out, ever? - Page 4

**DaneMcCloud** · 04-17-2015, 09:28 PM

About 20 minutes ago, I got a buzz at my gate. A 20 year old kid from Syracuse University is interning for an Oscar winning producer that lives across the street (and can be sometimes be a bit of a tyrant).

The kid was was so frazzled that he could barely even speak coherently. Apparently, he was unloading groceries for the producer's return home and while getting another load, the door slammed shut. His cell phone, cold and frozen food, along with the home keys were shut inside because the doors automatically locked when they shut.

He frantically called around to other low level employees, in a complete an utter tizzy. Then, he asked for ADT's number, because his laptop didn't have an internet connection. I felt so bad for him that I invited him up and when he couldn't even explain his conundrum to the ADT people, I spoke to them on his behalf.

Unfortunately, ADT couldn't help. So, I emailed the producer personally, before the intern (and his staff). He was a really sweet kid and he's going to land on his feet because his next internship is at the Gersh Company starting in May, but I just couldn't help but feel for him. The kid is going to hear it on Monday!

So Chiefsplanet, what's your worse chewing out, ever?

BucEyedPea · 04-18-2015, 05:44 PM

Of course I did because you were doing your shit routine again. Take some responsibility for how you come off.

**LoneWolf** · 04-18-2015, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Unless he also yelled at you and cussed you out, I think you misunderstood the premise of this thread.

What in my post pissed you off? Everybody was responding with stories where they were cussed out, and you responded with a story of being beaten. I simply brought up the possibility that you didn't understand the point of the thread.

I see nothing in my original response that warranted you telling me to shut the **** up.

stonedstooge · 04-18-2015, 05:49 PM

Got chewed on Tuesday by some old woman at KU Med Center. I was wheeling my son from the front desk where he had to check in, to the small elevator to get up to the Medical Office Center where he had his appointment.

I had him backed up to the elevator, and when the door opened, I glanced behind me, didn't see anyone, and started backing him up into the elevator. The old lady was up against a wall and I didn't see her. So she starts in on me how you "Need to let people off the elevator before you get on" and went on and on about it.

I finally said very sarcastically "I DIDN'T SEE YOU MA'AM" and she kept on bitching as she exited the elevator. Another man was wheeling his wife waiting for the elevator too. As she walked by them I called her "BITCH" and she kept on walking.

The couple waiting with us for the elevator said,"we'll wait" and didn't want to get on the elevator with us. 2 wheelchairs could fit if you maneuvered them

BucEyedPea · 04-18-2015, 05:49 PM

Did you say something LoneWolf? Ahh, iggy is nice when there's meanies around.

Pasta Little Brioni · 04-18-2015, 06:02 PM

She had to be a blue haired beaker stooge

**Fire Me Boy!** · 04-18-2015, 06:09 PM

Probably from a cop after I was ridiculously stupid.

I was 16, 17ish, and got to drag racing a buddy in a residential part of town. Crested a hill and saw a stop sign. I slammed on the brakes, which immediately locked up. I clearly recall thinking, "I'm either going to slide through this intersection out of control, or drive through it in control." So I let off the brake and put the foot back on the accelerator, figuring the faster I went through, the better.

Just as I rounded a corner, a friend in the car says, "Good thing there wasn't a cop around." And then the lights.

The cop that pulled me over was this Jamaican guy named JJ. He was also the resource officer at my high school. He chewed me up one side and down the other (in his thick Jamaican accent), rattling off the ticketing offenses: Stop sign violation, driving in the wrong lane, no turn signal, 72 in a 30, careless and imprudent...

He gave me a warning. And to this day, I think he didn't ticket me because he would have been required to arrest me.

**ShortRoundChief** · 04-18-2015, 07:22 PM

There was this one time I was working as a receptionist at a towing company. Cute little bitch was all about talking about my weight, my teeth, my level of education. You name it she said it.

I got the last laugh though: I posted the security tape and she got suspended from her job for a week.

**mdchiefsfan** · 04-18-2015, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

There was this one time I was working as a receptionist at a towing company. Cute little bitch was all about talking about my weight, my teeth, my level of education. You name it she said it.

I got the last laugh though: I posted the security tape and she got suspended from her job for a week.

Sully · 04-18-2015, 08:08 PM

I played footall at Missouri Western in 94 for about 3 minutes. Long enough to make it through two-a-days, and get into the team pic, but not much longer.
my position coach had previously coached at USC, and during positional meetings, we typically watched USC practice tape, and most often Seau.
after days and days of this, and the drag of practices, we were all getting a little on edge, and I thought I'd lighten the mood by smarting off to the coach about him constantly bringin up USC.

Not a great move for a walk on freshman...

I think the paint in our little 10x10 room peeled that afternoon.

04-17-2015, 09:28 PM
DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	Like an episode of Entourage - What's your worst chewing out, ever? About 20 minutes ago, I got a buzz at my gate. A 20 year old kid from Syracuse University is interning for an Oscar winning producer that lives across the street (and can be sometimes be a bit of a tyrant). The kid was was so frazzled that he could barely even speak coherently. Apparently, he was unloading groceries for the producer's return home and while getting another load, the door slammed shut. His cell phone, cold and frozen food, along with the home keys were shut inside because the doors automatically locked when they shut. He frantically called around to other low level employees, in a complete an utter tizzy. Then, he asked for ADT's number, because his laptop didn't have an internet connection. I felt so bad for him that I invited him up and when he couldn't even explain his conundrum to the ADT people, I spoke to them on his behalf. Unfortunately, ADT couldn't help. So, I emailed the producer personally, before the intern (and his staff). He was a really sweet kid and he's going to land on his feet because his next internship is at the Gersh Company starting in May, but I just couldn't help but feel for him. The kid is going to hear it on Monday! So Chiefsplanet, what's your worse chewing out, ever?
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04-18-2015, 05:44 PM	#46
BucEyedPea Here comes Peter Cottontail! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: None of your business Casino cash: $-60037	Of course I did because you were doing your shit routine again. Take some responsibility for how you come off. __________________ Hello, Bearcat. Two Questions: Are you Malcor? Because call-out threads don't get moved to the Romper Room, but asking who Malcor is, as in being mult was moved there. Only a mod can do that. Why is DC getting over-moderated these days?
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04-18-2015, 05:49 PM	#48
stonedstooge Arf! Arf! Arf! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: North Casino cash: $3904173	Got chewed on Tuesday by some old woman at KU Med Center. I was wheeling my son from the front desk where he had to check in, to the small elevator to get up to the Medical Office Center where he had his appointment. I had him backed up to the elevator, and when the door opened, I glanced behind me, didn't see anyone, and started backing him up into the elevator. The old lady was up against a wall and I didn't see her. So she starts in on me how you "Need to let people off the elevator before you get on" and went on and on about it. I finally said very sarcastically "I DIDN'T SEE YOU MA'AM" and she kept on bitching as she exited the elevator. Another man was wheeling his wife waiting for the elevator too. As she walked by them I called her "BITCH" and she kept on walking. The couple waiting with us for the elevator said,"we'll wait" and didn't want to get on the elevator with us. 2 wheelchairs could fit if you maneuvered them __________________ 2013 ADOPT A CHIEF Eric Kush "Often is a word I seldom use"--JP
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04-18-2015, 05:49 PM	#49
BucEyedPea Here comes Peter Cottontail! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: None of your business Casino cash: $-60037	Did you say something LoneWolf? Ahh, iggy is nice when there's meanies around. __________________ Hello, Bearcat. Two Questions: Are you Malcor? Because call-out threads don't get moved to the Romper Room, but asking who Malcor is, as in being mult was moved there. Only a mod can do that. Why is DC getting over-moderated these days?
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04-18-2015, 06:02 PM	#50
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04-18-2015, 06:09 PM	#51
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	Probably from a cop after I was ridiculously stupid. I was 16, 17ish, and got to drag racing a buddy in a residential part of town. Crested a hill and saw a stop sign. I slammed on the brakes, which immediately locked up. I clearly recall thinking, "I'm either going to slide through this intersection out of control, or drive through it in control." So I let off the brake and put the foot back on the accelerator, figuring the faster I went through, the better. Just as I rounded a corner, a friend in the car says, "Good thing there wasn't a cop around." And then the lights. The cop that pulled me over was this Jamaican guy named JJ. He was also the resource officer at my high school. He chewed me up one side and down the other (in his thick Jamaican accent), rattling off the ticketing offenses: Stop sign violation, driving in the wrong lane, no turn signal, 72 in a 30, careless and imprudent... He gave me a warning. And to this day, I think he didn't ticket me because he would have been required to arrest me.
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04-18-2015, 07:22 PM	#52
ShortRoundChief Embrace the love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Joplin Casino cash: $4207192	There was this one time I was working as a receptionist at a towing company. Cute little bitch was all about talking about my weight, my teeth, my level of education. You name it she said it. I got the last laugh though: I posted the security tape and she got suspended from her job for a week.
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04-18-2015, 08:08 PM	#54
Sully It Goes On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lees Summit Casino cash: $10026331	I played footall at Missouri Western in 94 for about 3 minutes. Long enough to make it through two-a-days, and get into the team pic, but not much longer. my position coach had previously coached at USC, and during positional meetings, we typically watched USC practice tape, and most often Seau. after days and days of this, and the drag of practices, we were all getting a little on edge, and I thought I'd lighten the mood by smarting off to the coach about him constantly bringin up USC. Not a great move for a walk on freshman... I think the paint in our little 10x10 room peeled that afternoon. __________________ "And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car." - Tommy Lasorda
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