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Old 04-17-2015, 09:28 PM  
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Like an episode of Entourage - What's your worst chewing out, ever?

About 20 minutes ago, I got a buzz at my gate. A 20 year old kid from Syracuse University is interning for an Oscar winning producer that lives across the street (and can be sometimes be a bit of a tyrant).

The kid was was so frazzled that he could barely even speak coherently. Apparently, he was unloading groceries for the producer's return home and while getting another load, the door slammed shut. His cell phone, cold and frozen food, along with the home keys were shut inside because the doors automatically locked when they shut.

He frantically called around to other low level employees, in a complete an utter tizzy. Then, he asked for ADT's number, because his laptop didn't have an internet connection. I felt so bad for him that I invited him up and when he couldn't even explain his conundrum to the ADT people, I spoke to them on his behalf.

Unfortunately, ADT couldn't help. So, I emailed the producer personally, before the intern (and his staff). He was a really sweet kid and he's going to land on his feet because his next internship is at the Gersh Company starting in May, but I just couldn't help but feel for him. The kid is going to hear it on Monday!

So Chiefsplanet, what's your worse chewing out, ever?
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:41 PM   #16
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Around 2010 or so, I stopped sharing the crazy Hollywood stories because there was enough drama surrounding the Chiefs.

But in maybe the quietest Chiefs offseason ever on CP, I thought I'd share a story tonight.

My apologies if it offended anyone.
I'm offended, but only because you didn't provide any names.

I want gossip, damn it!
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:42 PM   #17
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Any Chris Brown updates?
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:44 PM   #18
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:45 PM   #19
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Any Chris Brown updates?
Other than he sold his house and now has a baby mama, none.

Sean Kingston is the latest #1 offender, as his mama has an awful food truck that drives to fast up and down our street every day. I posted in the Super Bowl thread but his party was so big that the Hollywood Police set up DUI check points on Super Bowl Sunday. My 18 foot wide street was a disaster.

I haven't seen Anna Kendrick around lately because she's been shooting so many consecutive movies. That and some Vivid porn shoots. Those are awful and the girls are sooooo ugly.
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:51 PM   #20
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Oh, I ran into Beth Behrs from 2 Broke Girls at the lake. She moved in recently. Really pretty with no makeup and super tiny.

A spinner, for sure.
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:52 PM   #21
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I'm offended, but only because you didn't provide any names.

I want gossip, damn it!


I just felt bad for the kid. When I told my wife, she shot out a huge laugh.

I wish I had it video, man. It was freaking classic.

This dude acted as if he had the launch codes and accidentally set off the nukes.
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Old 04-17-2015, 11:51 PM   #22
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Wow, that sucks to be that kid. At least the next few days couldn't be much worse, assuming he doesn't **** up even more because he is worried about ****ing up

I feel enlightened by this thread. I had no idea this type of shit goes on. I guess this is CP so I should have expected everyone is a millionaire super connected mafioso.
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Old 04-17-2015, 11:59 PM   #23
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I just felt bad for the kid. When I told my wife, she shot out a huge laugh.

I wish I had it video, man. It was freaking classic.

This dude acted as if he had the launch codes and accidentally set off the nukes.
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I'm going to steal the bit about the nukes. That's ****ing hilarious.
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Old 04-18-2015, 08:28 AM   #24
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Oh, I ran into Beth Behrs from 2 Broke Girls at the lake. She moved in recently. Really pretty with no makeup and super tiny.

A spinner, for sure.
Woof. She's delicious and reminds me of someone in my past...

You lucky baster.
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Old 04-18-2015, 08:35 AM   #25
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Old 04-18-2015, 08:47 AM   #26
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I really haven't gotten my ass chewed yet.


I get the "Come on Notorious, you are smart enough to know better", which IMO is worse than an ass-chewing.


Oh, wait, I got chewed out by a cop for dragging down main street, and chewed out by another cop in downtown Springfield for pissing behind a business after leaving the bars.
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Old 04-18-2015, 08:58 AM   #27
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Old 04-18-2015, 09:01 AM   #28
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Getting punched in the jaw by an old boyfriend I lived with because I worked late and couldn't make his supper.

Or it could have been when he hid behind the door late one night after I went out with girlfriends and he pounced on me pounding me on my back.
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Old 04-18-2015, 09:15 AM   #29
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Getting punched in the jaw by an old boyfriend I lived with because I worked late and couldn't make his supper.

Or it could have been when he hid behind the door late one night after I went out with girlfriends and he pounced on me pounding me on my back.
Unless he also yelled at you and cussed you out, I think you misunderstood the premise of this thread.
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Old 04-18-2015, 09:26 AM   #30
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I haven't seen Anna Kendrick around lately because she's been shooting so many consecutive movies. That and some Vivid porn shoots. Those are awful and the girls are sooooo ugly.
I initially read this as Anna Kendrick was participating in Vivid porn shoots.

As for my worst chewing out--When I was a Senior in high school, my Dad bought a brand new truck. One weekend my parents took a trip with another couple to Kansas City to watch a Chiefs game. I decided to take my girlfriend out in Dad's new truck while they were gone. I was pulling through an intersection in Wichita when an old lady ran a red light and broadsided us. Nobody was injured, thank God, but that phone call to my Dad at their hotel in KC was the worst ass chewing I've ever received.
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