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Old 12-19-2014, 09:19 PM  
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Help me become a country person
Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.

Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry.
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Old 12-20-2014, 09:35 AM   #121
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You will need a chainsaw, lots of dirty ball caps, non designer jeans, work or outdoor boots, flannels, several good knives, at least one being fixed blade, an axe, a tractor or four wheeler, the ability to grow your own food, hitch for the truck, lots of huntin and fishin shit. You got all that, AND, you live on 20 or more acres, or in a town of less than 3000 people, and you are on your way
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Old 12-20-2014, 09:40 AM   #122
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Old 12-20-2014, 09:40 AM   #123
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You will need a chainsaw, lots of dirty ball caps, non designer jeans, work or outdoor boots, flannels, several good knives, at least one being fixed blade, an axe, a tractor or four wheeler, the ability to grow your own food, hitch for the truck, lots of huntin and fishin shit. You got all that, AND, you live on 20 or more acres, or in a town of less than 3000 people, and you are on your way
How about 16 acres and fewer than 50 people?
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Old 12-20-2014, 09:46 AM   #124
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How about 16 acres and fewer than 50 people?
That'll do. On the gun thing, you don't really need tons of different assault rifles. You just need to have and be good with a shotgun, a rifle, and a handgun. More importantly, you must have a shit ton of ammo at all times.
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Old 12-20-2014, 10:05 AM   #125
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Old 12-20-2014, 10:08 AM   #126
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That'll do. On the gun thing, you don't really need tons of different assault rifles. You just need to have and be good with a shotgun, a rifle, and a handgun. More importantly, you must have a shit ton of ammo at all times.
That's why Bob Dole has been shopping for a Sub-2k...to leverage the .40 stockpile.

Still working on the tractor.
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Old 12-20-2014, 10:23 AM   #127
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Old 12-20-2014, 10:26 AM   #128
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That'll do. On the gun thing, you don't really need tons of different assault rifles. You just need to have and be good with a shotgun, a rifle, and a handgun. More importantly, you must have a shit ton of ammo at all times.
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Old 12-20-2014, 10:40 AM   #129
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Oh, and you have to be handy with machinery and bbqs and real man shit. You also must have a decent dog.
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Old 12-20-2014, 10:44 AM   #130
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Old 12-20-2014, 10:50 AM   #131
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Oh, and you have to be handy with machinery and bbqs and real man shit. You also must have a decent dog.

Know which shovel is for which job and know how to use tools...hand and power. And don't be like a friend of mine who moved here from Philly. We went to ride horses and he showed up in a starched shirt, chaps and a pristine cowboy hat. We had jeans, boots, ball caps and shit stained shirts. He watched too many Roy Rogers movies as a kid.
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Old 12-20-2014, 10:53 AM   #132
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Thanks. It may be too late for me, but my children will be raised decent people. I don't think I'm too keen on hunting, as I like animals a lot and would rather hunt terrorist or poachers or criminals (which I do as a a job).
A pig from NY.

Ill bet you do need serious help not being a total prick 24/7.

Good luck.
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Old 12-20-2014, 11:06 AM   #133
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Know which shovel is for which job and know how to use tools...hand and power. And don't be like a friend of mine who moved here from Philly. We went to ride horses and he showed up in a starched shirt, chaps and a pristine cowboy hat. We had jeans, boots, ball caps and shit stained shirts. He watched too many Roy Rogers movies as a kid.
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Old 12-20-2014, 11:10 AM   #134
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Old 12-20-2014, 11:19 AM   #135
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