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[Pitt Gorilla]

in memory of Saul Good. He will be missed.

[Bambi]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

September:
Clay Travis does not see A&M falling off anytime soon
Sep 5, 11:55 AM
In his weekly mailbag, Outkick the Coverage founder and SEC aficionado Clay Travis was asked a question by a Texas fan.


"Clay,
I am surrounded by four (4!) Texas Aggies at work here in sunny San Antonio. Over the past few years I've heard them constantly bragging about Johnny Football, joining the SEC, beating Alabama, the stadium addition, the new super-fancy locker room, Sumlin > Strong, the SEC network, 5-star recruiting classes, etc. One of these jokers even keeps the construction webcam at the stadium up and running on his desk all day at work.

"My question is this: what will it take for UT (the real UT...University of Texas) to regain bragging rights as the football school of distinction here in the Lone Star State? At this point I am thinking another national championship or at least a Heisman winner."

Travis' answer was very succinct.

"Kevin Sumlin leaving Texas A&M. Until then, you're f---ed."


October:



TUSCALOOSA, AL - OCTOBER 18: Head coach Nick Saban of the Alabama Crimson Tide shakes hands with head coach Kevin Sumlin of the Texas A&M Aggies after their 59-0 win at Bryant-Denny Stadium on October 18, 2014 in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Clay is butthurt cause UT never showed interest in the hillbilly SEC.

[kchero]

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat

I think the point of these is to prove that PB knows how to format text.

Exactly. .but what else do you expect from a douche poster.

[Prison Bitch]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Aren't you the guy that claims he stops reading when he sees that a piece was written by Clay Travis? You certainly seem to care a lot about his writing now.

What else does Clay Trvis "forsee"?



Outkick's Gambling Picks
11:45a ETPosted by Clay Travis

Two weeks ago I went 2-8, it was the worst day of college football gambling in my life. I attributed that to an incredibly wild day in college football. There were more upsets two weeks ago than on any Saturday ever. So last week I dove right back into the mix and went 1-9. This means that for the past two weeks my picks have gone 3-17 against the spread. 3-17!

I am the cooler.

That's an incredible degree of futility.



Texas A&M +12.5 at Alabama
Look, Alabama has scored 24 offensive points in the past two games. That's an average of 12 a game. And now you want me to give 12.5 against A&M, a team that can definitely score some points as long as they aren't playing a team from Mississippi?

I don't think A&M's that good, but so far I don't think Bama is that good either.

In this situation you take the points.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

What else does Clay Trvis "forsee"?



Outkick's Gambling Picks
11:45a ETPosted by Clay Travis

Two weeks ago I went 2-8, it was the worst day of college football gambling in my life. I attributed that to an incredibly wild day in college football. There were more upsets two weeks ago than on any Saturday ever. So last week I dove right back into the mix and went 1-9. This means that for the past two weeks my picks have gone 3-17 against the spread. 3-17!

I am the cooler.

That's an incredible degree of futility.



Texas A&M +12.5 at Alabama
Look, Alabama has scored 24 offensive points in the past two games. That's an average of 12 a game. And now you want me to give 12.5 against A&M, a team that can definitely score some points as long as they aren't playing a team from Mississippi?

I don't think A&M's that good, but so far I don't think Bama is that good either.

In this situation you take the points.

How do you decide which of Clay's articles to read and which to skip? I understand that you are rarely intellectually consistent, but I thought you might occasionally make the attempt.

(I certainly don't blame you for attempting to deflect attention away from the "big 12", though. You do what you gotta do.)

[kchero]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

How do you decide which of Clay's articles to read and which to skip? I understand that you are rarely intellectually consistent, but I thought you might occasionally make the attempt.

(I certainly don't blame you for attempting to deflect attention away from the "big 12", though. You do what you gotta do.)

[kchero]

Muschamp probably getting canned tomorrow. .Mizzou putting on a clinic.

[Prison Bitch]

Clay was 3-17 picking games, and it probably didn't get any better this week. Truly incredible this tard was the "genius" Mizzou Nation put its faith in.

[Bambi]

Originally Posted by kchero

Muschamp probably getting canned tomorrow. .Mizzou putting on a clinic.

Agreed. Mizzou's not awful but you should never lose like this at home.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

Clay was 3-17 picking games, and it probably didn't get any better this week. Truly incredible this tard was the "genius" Mizzou Nation put its faith in.

Mizzou put their faith in Mike Slive, which was brilliant. It's unfortunate, though, that Slive will soon be passing that baton.

[TribalElder]

Mizzou should have never allowed a single point tonight

[Saul Good]

I didn't realize we were bringing up dumb comments from the past few days.

Originally Posted by Bambi

Feels good to not be the worst local team anymore.

[Bambi]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

I didn't realize we were bringing up dumb comments from the past few days.

No doubt. You guys won this week.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by Bambi

No doubt. You guys won this week.

You can't be suggesting that ku was somehow better than Mizzou.

[Prison Bitch]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Mizzou put their faith in Mike Slive, which was brilliant. It's unfortunate, though, that Slive will soon be passing that baton.

So no more articles from idiot boy then? Bambi & I tried to warn you about that tard.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

So no more articles from idiot boy then? Bambi & I tried to warn you about that tard.

So no more reading his articles and then lying about it? Lord knows you'll lie about anything, but this seems particularly strange.

Besides, why would you expect anyone else to stop reading his stuff when you can't refrain from posting his articles yourself?