Body type: a little extra, curvy, a few extra pounds

[TLO]

[Marcellus]

Threads like this are why I love CP.


My grandpa always told me to marry a fat ugly woman because a good looking chick will always get constantly hit on and eventually will leave you do to all the available options.

I said a fat ugly chick can leave you too, and he said yea but who gives a shit.

[Marcellus]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

I mean I'm all for people being as healthy as possible and what a healthy size is varies from person to person.

My problem with "All About the Bass" is that people are going to miss the point of it entirely.. And the very, VERY large people in the country will wear their obesity as a badge of pride.

On yoga pants I had a religious experience the last semester I spent at MSU when a sorority girl walked into class one morning. Oh. My. ****. Her legs and booty were just PERFECT.

Yoga pants are basically the clothing version of tequila.They make good things better and bad things worse.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

I mean I'm all for people being as healthy as possible and what a healthy size is varies from person to person.

My problem with "All About the Bass" is that people are going to miss the point of it entirely.. And the very, VERY large people in the country will wear their obesity as a badge of pride.

On yoga pants I had a religious experience the last semester I spent at MSU when a sorority girl walked into class one morning. Oh. My. ****. Her legs and booty were just PERFECT.

It makes me cringe whenever women encourage a division between us. There are those skinny girls over there and there are those fat girls over there and we'll all lead our lives but dont forget which group youre in.

Stupid. All for what? Because we think we might have some idea of what you may or may not find attractive at this current point in your life and maturity?

Be able to climb a ****ing mountain and walk up stairs. Everything else is just icing.

Something I don't eat anymore. GOD DAMMIT.

[TLO]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

I mean I'm all for people being as healthy as possible and what a healthy size is varies from person to person.

My problem with "All About the Bass" is that people are going to miss the point of it entirely.. And the very, VERY large people in the country will wear their obesity as a badge of pride.

On yoga pants I had a religious experience the last semester I spent at MSU when a sorority girl walked into class one morning. Oh. My. ****. Her legs and booty were just PERFECT.

I HATE that song with a passion hotter than a thousand suns.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Katipan

It makes me cringe whenever women encourage a division between us. There are those skinny girls over there and there are those fat girls over there and we'll all lead our lives but dont forget which group youre in.

Stupid. All for what? Because we think we might have some idea of what you may or may not find attractive at this current point in your life and maturity?

Be able to climb a ****ing mountain and walk up stairs. Everything else is just icing.

Something I don't eat anymore. GOD DAMMIT.

Seems to me that the issue is a total lack of acceptance for the idea that different body sizes can be healthy.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Seems to me that the issue is a total lack of acceptance for the idea that different body sizes can be healthy.

You tell me how to fix that and I'll make it a mission.
I usually succeed at things I attempt.
Er, eventually.
Maybe with help.
Lots of help.
Sometimes.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Marcellus

Threads like this are why I love CP.


My grandpa always told me to marry a fat ugly woman because a good looking chick will always get constantly hit on and eventually will leave you do to all the available options.

I said a fat ugly chick can leave you too, and he said yea but who gives a shit.

Perfect.

[TLO]

Originally Posted by Marcellus

Threads like this are why I love CP.


My grandpa always told me to marry a fat ugly woman because a good looking chick will always get constantly hit on and eventually will leave you do to all the available options.

I said a fat ugly chick can leave you too, and he said yea but who gives a shit.

There is a great deal of wisdom in those words.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist

And don't even get me started on oral sex. Their labia have enough insulation to incubate colonies of bacteria. How you don't gag when you crack their legs open is beyond me. I would rather suck farts out of a seagull's ass.

I would rather do that than read a De berg thread

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Katipan

You tell me how to fix that and I'll make it a mission.
I usually succeed at things I attempt.
Er, eventually.
Maybe with help.
Lots of help.
Sometimes.

Geez.

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Which male body type is ambitious, adventurous, funny, and good with kids?

Mine.

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by Marcellus

Threads like this are why I love CP.


My grandpa always told me to marry a fat ugly woman because a good looking chick will always get constantly hit on and eventually will leave you do to all the available options.

I said a fat ugly chick can leave you too, and he said yea but who gives a shit.

I am a LUCKY MFer.

My woman makes my dick hard every day just by looking at her.

We've been together for 5 years, and don't have one shred of evidence that she has ever lied to me.....Ever.

She makes a lot of money.

And she ****ing LOVES me.

That is the shit you cannot buy, my friend.

[beach tribe]

This guy was complaining about how his woman got fat as **** on him.

I said tell her to walk 3 miles a day for a week.

He said I don't think that will make her lose much weight.

I said who gives a shit she'll be 20 miles away by Sunday.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Mennonite

Why don't fat chicks wear appropriately sized clothing? Most (but not all unfortunately) fat guys will do their best to keep that shit covered up. Husky girls one the other hand will squeeze into the smallest shirt they can find and just let the fat-back fly.

You always hear how self conscience women are about their bodies. I just don't understand it.

I think it's called being comfortable with who you are. Just seems bigger girls are better with it than fat guys. And who wants to see a hairy fat belly? CP please keep your shirts on.... Well except Katipan!

[Marcellus]

Originally Posted by beach tribe

This guy was complaining about how his woman got fat as **** on him.

I said tell her to walk 3 miles a day for a week.

He said I don't think that will make her lose much weight.

I said who gives a shit she'll be 20 miles away by Sunday.