Misc I've been gone!

burt · Yesterday, 10:36 AM

Hi! I've been gon a long time! I've switched several jobs, got married (a mistake at this point) and lost 56 lbs. Unfortunately, I lost weight mostly through illness. Now I have completely quit booze and it's coming off steadily. Down to 224 from 286. 46 inch waist to 38. I am on top of my illness and things are looking good. Except the marriage.

Oh, and 2 weeks ago, I found out I have a 37 year old son that I had no idea existed. I have met him and his family. Wife and 2 kids. I now have 2 more grand kids! And that's all cool.

AMA!

**BigRedChief** · Yesterday, 10:40 AM

You weren't gone to me.

Question...... What's your favorite position?

burt · Yesterday, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

What's your favorite position?

Gonna need more clarification to answer! LOL

Graystoke · Yesterday, 10:45 AM

37 Year old Son you didn't know existed??
This is all I got...

via GIPHY

Rasputin · Yesterday, 10:46 AM

Glad you're back and hope you stick around.

Lol I've always been kinda expecting a knock at the door with a young fellow standing there with a long beard saying, "are you my dad?"

Womble · Yesterday, 10:51 AM

Burt you're doing a fantastic job as our GM and if you can find a LT that would be really nice. All the best Verch!

Dunerdr · Yesterday, 10:51 AM

You were always on my mind. Sorry to hear about your AIDS. We told you to stay out of the dumpster. Was it surprising the first time you saw it in years?

scho63 · Yesterday, 10:53 AM

Did you conceive him in the back seat of the Yukon?

scho63 · Yesterday, 10:54 AM

Welcome back-you've been a busy beaver.

Hammock Parties · Yesterday, 10:54 AM

did you impregnate a bar maid?

burt · Yesterday, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr

You were always on my mind. Sorry to hear about your AIDS. We told you to stay out of the dumpster. Was it surprising the first time you saw it in years?

Pretty much looked the same! But longer. Weight loss does that.

burt · Yesterday, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Graystoke

37 Year old Son you didn't know existed??
This is all I got...

via GIPHY

Poor SOB, looks just like me!

burt · Yesterday, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

did you impregnate a bar maid?

Actually, kinda.

Dunerdr · Yesterday, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by burt

Pretty much looked the same! But longer. Weight loss does that.

I’m calling Jenny Craig right now!

burt · Yesterday, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr

I’m calling Jenny Craig right now!

She already knows!

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burt Draconian Warlord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Drakonia Casino cash: $9140755	I've been gone! Hi! I've been gon a long time! I've switched several jobs, got married (a mistake at this point) and lost 56 lbs. Unfortunately, I lost weight mostly through illness. Now I have completely quit booze and it's coming off steadily. Down to 224 from 286. 46 inch waist to 38. I am on top of my illness and things are looking good. Except the marriage. Oh, and 2 weeks ago, I found out I have a 37 year old son that I had no idea existed. I have met him and his family. Wife and 2 kids. I now have 2 more grand kids! And that's all cool. AMA!
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