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Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. | 72 | 59.50% | |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. | 3 | 2.48% | |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. | 28 | 23.14% | |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option | 4 | 3.31% | |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. | 14 | 11.57% | |
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12-19-2014, 11:10 AM | #2 |
"You like to drink?"
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Haven't got one since 2013. Before that I got a partial blowie twice in 2012. Before that a handful of times in 2010.
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12-19-2014, 11:11 AM | #3 |
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12-19-2014, 11:12 AM | #4 |
"You like to drink?"
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I've tapped out for the next two years with the now ended conversation with a Tinder chick.
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12-19-2014, 11:15 AM | #5 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Whenever I want. Why do you think I got married?
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12-19-2014, 11:16 AM | #6 |
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Where's the grape gatorade option?
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12-19-2014, 11:17 AM | #7 |
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Married? Is that what they're calling rib resection these days?
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12-19-2014, 11:18 AM | #8 |
MER
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Often enough to make whatever guy I'm doing it to forget that I must have done it a bunch of other times too.
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12-19-2014, 11:18 AM | #9 |
MVP
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Well, the wife has been sick for a week so, that creates some noise in the dataset.
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12-19-2014, 11:19 AM | #10 |
Grand champ
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12-19-2014, 11:19 AM | #11 |
Beyond the Rapids
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Where is the "not interested, let's get down to business" option?
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12-19-2014, 11:22 AM | #12 |
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12-19-2014, 11:23 AM | #13 |
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12-19-2014, 11:23 AM | #14 |
Shit
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12-19-2014, 11:23 AM | #15 |
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it's been so long that if it happened now, i'd probably call the police and tell them I'm being attacked.
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