Its Time to Say "goodbye"

Otter · 07:24 AM

Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.

I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.

He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.

Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.

Otter
Seeing the light

Raiderhater · 12-13-2001, 12:14 AM

So YOU'RE the sick b@stard who keeps coming through my line!?!

Hader,
now knows the culprit

**Rausch** · 12-13-2001, 12:14 AM

!

PC Or not, that's some funny $#it!!!!!

**jAZ** · 12-13-2001, 12:15 AM

:confused:
What the hell are you doing on the internet if "Little homie" is about to be set free? Did you stop in the middle to come share? :cool:

tommykat · 12-13-2001, 12:18 AM

GEEEZZZZZZ........First post I read tonight and see this! LOL, are you sure you aren't Homey?

Frazod · 12-13-2001, 12:20 AM

**ptlyon** · 12-13-2001, 06:32 AM

WOW. Bet that was some good $#!+ you took...

**Bwana** · 12-13-2001, 01:17 PM

Otter:

.......good stuff.

Mr. Christopher · 12-13-2001, 01:20 PM

"And the hits just keep onnnn coming!"

I thought the good Senator's thread about Curly was good, but this ranks right up (I mean, down) there with his.

LOL!

Yosef_Malkovitch · 12-13-2001, 02:14 PM

OK, that was pretty funny. When I first saw the title I thought, "Oh no, not another one." I actually laughed aloud reading this. Funny stuff.

Otter · 07-23-2003, 05:19 AM

There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try!

ndbbm · 07-23-2003, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try!

It freightens me that we live so close.

Ultra Peanut · 07-23-2003, 07:07 AM

Stupid anti-caps thing...

**Iowanian** · 07-23-2003, 07:20 AM

Hey Otter,

If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.

**RealSNR** · 07-23-2003, 07:26 AM

I believe it is "Oompa-Loompa"... not with the "u"

12-13-2001, 12:11 AM
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $1028382	Its Time to Say "goodbye" Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end. I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help. I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me. He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades. Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight. Otter Seeing the light Last edited by Otter; 07-23-2003 at 07:24 AM..
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12-13-2001, 12:14 AM	#2
Raiderhater **** the Raiders Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos Casino cash: $362021	So YOU'RE the sick b@stard who keeps coming through my line!?! Hader, now knows the culprit __________________ "Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules." -- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant
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12-13-2001, 12:15 AM	#4
jAZ Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tucson, AZ Casino cash: $9847493	:confused: What the hell are you doing on the internet if "Little homie" is about to be set free? Did you stop in the middle to come share? :cool:
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12-13-2001, 12:18 AM	#5
tommykat zzzz Kats always Join Date: Mar 2001 Casino cash: $10004925	GEEEZZZZZZ........First post I read tonight and see this! LOL, are you sure you aren't Homey? __________________ Take that KC helmet and just
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12-13-2001, 12:20 AM	#6
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12-13-2001, 06:32 AM	#7
ptlyon Bono & Grbac wasn't enough Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sioux City, IA Casino cash: $11233829	WOW. Bet that was some good $#!+ you took...
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12-13-2001, 01:17 PM	#8
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2137753647	Otter: .......good stuff.
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12-13-2001, 01:20 PM	#9
Mr. Christopher Starter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Indianapolis, IN Casino cash: $10014105	"And the hits just keep onnnn coming!" I thought the good Senator's thread about Curly was good, but this ranks right up (I mean, down) there with his. LOL!
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12-13-2001, 02:14 PM	#10
Yosef_Malkovitch The Lurkiest Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Wichita, KS. Casino cash: $3855999	OK, that was pretty funny. When I first saw the title I thought, "Oh no, not another one." I actually laughed aloud reading this. Funny stuff. __________________ Lurking since 2008
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07-23-2003, 07:07 AM	#13
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Stupid anti-caps thing... __________________
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07-23-2003, 07:20 AM	#14
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3478454	Hey Otter, If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.
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