Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 97

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

RaiderH8r · 06-25-2008, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

And you guys are lying thru your teeth if you said you wouldnt tax that blonde. Haha

I wouldn't send that dog to fetch me a beer.

whatsmynameagain · 06-25-2008, 03:51 PM

robert goulet

tooge · 06-25-2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

She fell off a motorcycle and dragged for 100 ft?

lost a sock too

kstater · 06-25-2008, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

robert goulet

Well there's an insightful post. posted via mobile scooter

FAX · 06-25-2008, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

robert goulet

I guess Bob doesn't post via mobile device.

FAX

Crashride · 06-25-2008, 04:14 PM

Holy shit its been a year since the laptop thread?

**DaFace** · 06-25-2008, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...4&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

In case anyone cares, I can confirm with about 95% certainty that this is the same dude. Kudos to those who notice posting patterns that well.

And based on that, the dude is just jerkin everyone's chains, so don't let him get to you too much.

kstater · 06-25-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

In case anyone cares, I can confirm with about 95% certainty that this is the same dude. Kudos to those who notice posting patterns that well.

And based on that, the dude is just jerkin everyone's chains, so don't let him get to you too much.

Can you confirm or deny my original hunch that it's a regular who's bored?

**Donger** · 06-25-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

In case anyone cares, I can confirm with about 95% certainty that this is the same dude. Kudos to those who notice posting patterns that well.

And based on that, the dude is just jerkin everyone's chains, so don't let him get to you too much.

Yes, but can you explain his fascination with Brad Pitt?

BIG_DADDY · 06-25-2008, 04:22 PM

Don't stroke your own wieney on this BB.

300 posts, amazing.

**DaFace** · 06-25-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater

Can you confirm or deny my original hunch that it's a regular who's bored?

I can't be certain that he's not, but I can't find any reason to indicate he's a regular.

Valiant · 06-25-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by trndobrd

Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

Ok, I see why his arm is around the female.. Normal..

But she is on some other guys cock..

And the dude she is sitting on has his arms around another man??

Hey thats cool if you are into that.. Just saying..

Bonus material...

If you would quit egging all this shit on, the board would be easier on you..

FAX · 06-25-2008, 04:29 PM

Crazy fool sets bait. Planeteers line up for it.

These are sad times.

FAX

**DaFace** · 06-25-2008, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

Ok, I see why his arm is around the female.. Normal..

But she is on some other guys cock..

And the dude she is sitting on has his arms around another man??

Hey thats cool if you are into that.. Just saying..

Bonus material...

If you would quit egging all this shit on the board would be easier on you..

I highly doubt that's his goal.

**QuikSsurfer** · 06-25-2008, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Don't stroke your own wieney on this BB.

300 posts, amazing.

It has really made my work day go by much faster.
Thanks laptop thieving, Brad Pitt wannabe, crotch rocketin', womanizing, tool box!!

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