Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 95

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 06-25-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

Uh, Ok. Carefull there smalls. My arms are bigger than your neck

He's telling the truth too, young douchebag.

**Easy 6** · 06-25-2008, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

I swear the girl on his lap's body is kicking but it looks like someone just ****ed her face up with a frying pan

Yep, a rat face.

**Lzen** · 06-25-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Man, what happened to that chicks face?

I'm guessing it was a sex change operation.

**Donger** · 06-25-2008, 02:55 PM

I just figured it out: he looks like Shepard Smith.

POND_OF_RED · 06-25-2008, 02:55 PM

I thought you said you were in your 20's. Is this an old picture or something?

siberian khatru · 06-25-2008, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I just figured it out: he looks like Shepard Smith.

Speaking of gay ...

**Bugeater** · 06-25-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...4&postcount=96

Laptop stealin douche....

Hmmm. I wonder if this is his myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/finch83

I can't tell if it's the same douche or not.

**Easy 6** · 06-25-2008, 02:59 PM

Its funny how he's gone so silent, after our outstanding Planet sleuths got on the case & busted him.

These guys arent nearly as dumb as you thought, are they vulture?

tooge · 06-25-2008, 03:07 PM

Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?

booger · 06-25-2008, 03:10 PM

the orange glow chick looks like Eric Warfield

**DaKCMan AP** · 06-25-2008, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?

i'm hot cuz i'm fly, u ain't cuz u not

kstater · 06-25-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?

Don't worry, this is just starting to pick up. Remember that thread from the guy that lost his girlfriend from a couple months ago? I see this thread heading that way.

**CrazyPhuD** · 06-25-2008, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Man, what happened to that chicks face?

She fell off a motorcycle and dragged for 100 ft?

**CrazyPhuD** · 06-25-2008, 03:16 PM

This chick digs teh motorcycles!

**CrazyPhuD** · 06-25-2008, 03:17 PM

But you asked for proof so here it is. I tapped this chick last weekend and I will tell you she was one fine piece of ass!

06-25-2008, 02:55 PM	#1414
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $8559900 VARSITY	I just figured it out: he looks like Shepard Smith. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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06-25-2008, 02:55 PM	#1415
POND_OF_RED The talking stonehead Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Blue Springs, MO Casino cash: $-6854	I thought you said you were in your 20's. Is this an old picture or something?
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06-25-2008, 02:59 PM	#1418
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $1817775	Its funny how he's gone so silent, after our outstanding Planet sleuths got on the case & busted him. These guys arent nearly as dumb as you thought, are they vulture?
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06-25-2008, 03:07 PM	#1419
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $2214112	Hey, this is getting boring now. how bout we all try to convince the rest of chiefs planet that we are indeed the coolest guy on earth. OK, who wants to start. Why are you the coolest?
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06-25-2008, 03:10 PM	#1420
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-401450	the orange glow chick looks like Eric Warfield __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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06-25-2008, 03:16 PM	#1424
CrazyPhuD Meow Join Date: Jun 2005 Casino cash: $10005050	This chick digs teh motorcycles! __________________ "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t*rd by the clean end"
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06-25-2008, 03:17 PM	#1425
CrazyPhuD Meow Join Date: Jun 2005 Casino cash: $10005050	But you asked for proof so here it is. I tapped this chick last weekend and I will tell you she was one fine piece of ass! __________________ "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t*rd by the clean end"
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