Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 92

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

**The Franchise** · 06-25-2008, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

lol
I was noticing that too.. quite the bachelor.

But he has a nice bike and an Audi.

Stinger · 06-25-2008, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Stinger post number #12

Sorry, I was late to the thread

**QuikSsurfer** · 06-25-2008, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

But he has a nice bike and an Audi.

Oh he has an Audi??

Man - this guy is living the dream.

Pablo · 06-25-2008, 02:09 PM

Seriously dude. Those chicks are fine looking, but it's not all that impressive. Any dude that's in his early 20's/goes to college and doesn't look like a complete mutant can get girls to take their picture with them/get their number. You act like it's some unnatainable feat you've accomplished, you've managed to get a couple good looking girls to take a pic with you.

Not to say I haven't done the exact same thing, and I used my Mustang to my advantage when I was a little younger, but for fucks sake I'm almost 22 now and I realize that the girls you attract with vehicles aren't worth the trouble. Shouldn't you by now?

Logical · 06-25-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Oh he has an Audi??

Man - this guy is living the dream.

Holy hell when QuikSurfer is bagging on the village idiot you know the bar is low.

**QuikSsurfer** · 06-25-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Ill-Logical

Holy hell when QuikSurfer is bagging on the village idiot you know the bar is low.

Give me a fucking break.

CoMoChief · 06-25-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

Whos that douchebag in the middle?

StcChief · 06-25-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GonzoRox88

Seriously dude. Those chicks are fine looking, but it's not all that impressive. Any dude that's in his early 20's/goes to college and doesn't look like a complete mutant can get girls to take their picture with them/get their number. You act like it's some unnatainable feat you've accomplished, you've managed to get a couple good looking girls to take a pic with you.

Not to say I haven't done the exact same thing, and I used my Mustang to my advantage when I was a little younger, but for fucks sake I'm almost 22 now and I realize that the girls you attract with vehicles aren't worth the trouble. Shouldn't you by now?

shhh he's livin' his dream

**noa** · 06-25-2008, 02:12 PM

Epic thread.
This guy needs to start doing seminars like Frank TJ Mackey.

Mr. Plow · 06-25-2008, 02:13 PM

Did the one guys cell phone battery go dead?

**2112** · 06-25-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

Whos that douchebag in the middle?

Repost! look at the first page, Dartgod already said it.

Demonpenz · 06-25-2008, 02:16 PM

quicksilver doesn't act like something he's not.

trndobrd · 06-25-2008, 02:19 PM

Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

**Easy 6** · 06-25-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Did the one guys cell phone battery go dead?

No, his boss told him to get off the damn phone & get ta moppin.

Pablo · 06-25-2008, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by trndobrd

Male pattern baldness at 25 is teh suck.

The eyebrow ring is a clever distraction.

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