*****2024 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2024 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE THREEPEAT

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Xavier Worthy
Round 2, #63: Kingsley Suamataia
Round 4, #131: Jared Wiley
Round 4, #133: Jaden Hicks
Round 5, #159: Hunter Nourzad
Round 6, #211: Kamal Hadden
Round 7, #248: C.J. Hanson

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[smithandrew051]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

If the Chiefs don't trade up and Newton slides to 32 you doing it?

Depends what else is out there, but that would be tempting

[Womble]

That looks expensive.

[Shag]

Originally Posted by Gravedigger

Minnesota trading up. Wonder if it's for Brian Thomas Jr. You get Jefferson and Thomas Jr. Whew.

No chance, they snagged Addison last year.

[xztop123]

Run on qb is good for us. Who do you all think drops because of it

[Sassy Squatch]

Jeez. 2025 3rd and 4th to move up 6 spots.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat

Jags got a nice return for trading down.

Great return.

[ChiliConCarnage]

That seemed like a good haul to trade down

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

If the Chiefs don't trade up and Newton slides to 32 you doing it?

We know Clay is

[Bob Dole]

Originally Posted by RunKC

**** me the Bengals are gonna have Dallas Turner or Jared Verse to choose from

Saw a mock earlier that had them taking that fast kid from Texas.

[displacedinMN]

the one thing about the vikes in this round, it that they have had balls.

Has not been that way in the past few drafts

[Mecca]

There's footage of the Falcons GM explaining the Penix pick to Blank..
Blank looks super pissed.

[TLO]

TRADE UP TO 19

[smithandrew051]

Gave up a bit but got a nice talent way later than most would’ve guessed

[ChiliConCarnage]

Originally Posted by Mecca

There's footage of the Falcons GM explaining the Penix pick to Blank..
Blank looks super pissed.

He cancelling the cheap hot dogs?

[smithandrew051]

Originally Posted by Mecca

There's footage of the Falcons GM explaining the Penix pick to Blank..
Blank looks super pissed.

“Didn’t I just give $100 million to a QB?”