Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 91

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

StcChief · 06-25-2008, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lzen

I still don't understand why you are doing this. Why do you feel the need to post this? I mean, we're all just a bunch of old farts. Right? So this makes no sense to me.

I still question whether the pic is even you. And how do we even know these chicks are "with" you or are just friends/relatives/etc.? I guess for now, I will just assume that the pics are legit.

Despite some of the comments to the contrary, it is obvious you are a good looking (no, I'm not gay) fella and seem to be in good shape/health. And despite some of the comments, I think those girls (in the first pic) are nice looking. So, why would you care what a bunch of "old guys" on a Chiefs forum think? You seem to need our approval. I mean, what other explanation is there?

Frankly, I think you have low self esteem and bought the motorcycle to make yourself feel better. Just because you can land some good looking chicks doesn't make you better than anyone. While I nor my wife are in great shape like we were in our youth, we aren't obese or anything. But that doesn't mean jack shit, really. We are happy and that is all that matters. I don't need a motorcycle or pics to prove my manhood. I am perfectly comfortable with it the way it is.

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.

I've been thinking that for awhile...

but he's a Chiefs fan so we should all applaud for him. He Mr. Yankee cool down in the ATL. He'll run into someone that still thinks the civil war isn't over.. and boy from Yankeeland will be toast.

**Bwana** · 06-25-2008, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

im at work in lenexa on my cell phone. its really funny you think we are the same person. I would comment on the pic but my phone is not displaying it. and that last post calling the other guy good looking just proved my point, Rump Rangers!Posted via Mobile Device

*YAWN*

**ShortRoundChief** · 06-25-2008, 01:45 PM

lol this thread is the funny

here i am with your mom, I win

**RNR** · 06-25-2008, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lzen

Uh, yeah right. Sorry but we don't believe you. Your posting style is way too similar. Jealousy is both your mantras.

If they are not the same person than we at least know Midnight can pull whatsmyname if the tramps dont work out.

bowener · 06-25-2008, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace

Your pic would fit in well on this site:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

What part of that picture says, "hot" to you? Granted, they are the standard issue beer goggle gals you typically find next you to following a night of heavy drinking and stumbled, "your hot," statements.

trndobrd · 06-25-2008, 01:47 PM

I want to know who is taking pictures of a shirtless dude and two chicks (neither of which he has nailed).

It's kind of sad that the younger generation believes living in a 2nd rate townhouse, being someone's bitch at an ad agency, and trying to impress skanks with a cheap motorcycle is really a worthwhile existence.

Come to think of it, forget everything I said about motorcycle safety. In the long run society will be better off if you continue your 100+ mph stunts.

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 06-25-2008, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

Yes. It's either him, or one other person around here who likes to stir the shit, and I'm NOT talking about GoChiefs.

I guarantee it's him....like I pointed out, his first post in this thread was worded like a M_V reply.

Secondly, he comes back in here just to post he's NOT M_V?

**Donger** · 06-25-2008, 01:48 PM

Honestly, he reminds me of someone. I can't quite put my finger on it. It's like a cross between that gay guy on that show where they bring in women who dress badly and fix them up, and someone else.

06-25-2008, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lzen

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.

I'm really cool, I mean just about as cool as you can get as an old fat guy. Don't you ever try to tell me any different either.

**The Franchise** · 06-25-2008, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trndobrd

I want to know who is taking pictures of a shirtless dude and two chicks (neither of which he has nailed).

It's kind of sad that the younger generation believes living in a 2nd rate townhouse, being someone's bitch at an ad agency, and trying to impress skanks with a cheap motorcycle is really a worthwhile existence.

Come to think of it, forget everything I said about motorcycle safety. In the long run society will be better off if you continue your 100+ mph stunts.

But look at his sweet stereo speaker behind him!

Frosty · 06-25-2008, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc

I'd call that a f@g-hag sandwich, with their pole-polisher in the middle.

NTTAWWT

That was my first impression, too. This guy is trying waaaaaay too hard to prove how "manly" he is.

Stinger · 06-25-2008, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Demonpenz · 06-25-2008, 01:55 PM

Stinger post number #12

**2112** · 06-25-2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

**QuikSsurfer** · 06-25-2008, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

But look at his sweet stereo speaker behind him!

lol
I was noticing that too.. quite the bachelor.

06-25-2008, 01:45 PM	#1353
ShortRoundChief Embrace the love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Joplin Casino cash: $5377192	lol this thread is the funny here i am with your mom, I win
Posts: 33,774

06-25-2008, 01:47 PM	#1356
trndobrd 'Stachecicle Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Tolerance Box Casino cash: $3185087	I want to know who is taking pictures of a shirtless dude and two chicks (neither of which he has nailed). It's kind of sad that the younger generation believes living in a 2nd rate townhouse, being someone's bitch at an ad agency, and trying to impress skanks with a cheap motorcycle is really a worthwhile existence. Come to think of it, forget everything I said about motorcycle safety. In the long run society will be better off if you continue your 100+ mph stunts. __________________ "I don't really think there is a need to raise or debate this point." -jAZ
Posts: 7,156

06-25-2008, 01:48 PM	#1358
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $8429900 VARSITY	Honestly, he reminds me of someone. I can't quite put my finger on it. It's like a cross between that gay guy on that show where they bring in women who dress badly and fix them up, and someone else. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
Posts: 187,535

06-25-2008, 01:55 PM	#1363
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $1296136	Stinger post number #12 __________________
Posts: 54,668