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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-25-2008, 01:31 PM   #1336
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It's obviously the same guy.
Bwana solved the mystery earlier in this train-wreck of a thread.



"posted via mobile phone"
Yes. It's either him, or one other person around here who likes to stir the shit, and I'm NOT talking about GoChiefs.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:32 PM   #1337
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You have to pay women to take pictures with you? Sad.....really really sad!
Does my girlfriend count?
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:33 PM   #1338
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Does my girlfriend count?
No. She HAS to do it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:33 PM   #1339
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Anyone remember that douche that used to post here... I think his last name was Matrix or something similar. This guy is like his reeruned cousin.
Heh, how could we forget?
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:34 PM   #1340
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I still don't understand why you are doing this. Why do you feel the need to post this? I mean, we're all just a bunch of old farts. Right? So this makes no sense to me.

I still question whether the pic is even you. And how do we even know these chicks are "with" you or are just friends/relatives/etc.? I guess for now, I will just assume that the pics are legit.

Despite some of the comments to the contrary, it is obvious you are a good looking (no, I'm not gay) fella and seem to be in good shape/health. And despite some of the comments, I think those girls (in the first pic) are nice looking. So, why would you care what a bunch of "old guys" on a Chiefs forum think? You seem to need our approval. I mean, what other explanation is there?

Frankly, I think you have low self esteem and bought the motorcycle to make yourself feel better. Just because you can land some good looking chicks doesn't make you better than anyone. While I nor my wife are in great shape like we were in our youth, we aren't obese or anything. But that doesn't mean jack shit, really. We are happy and that is all that matters. I don't need a motorcycle or pics to prove my manhood. I am perfectly comfortable with it the way it is.

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:35 PM   #1341
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It's obviously the same guy.
Bwana solved the mystery earlier in this train-wreck of a thread.



"posted via mobile phone"
I figured "IforgotmynameagainImaDumbF' was the same as midnite_cowboy_vulture

I bet his momma would be proud of him and his "two chicks" (would he take 'em home to meet her)......
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:36 PM   #1342
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I still don't understand why you are doing this. Why do you feel the need to post this? I mean, we're all just a bunch of old farts. Right? So this makes no sense to me.

I still question whether the pic is even you. And how do we even know these chicks are "with" you or are just friends/relatives/etc.? I guess for now, I will just assume that the pics are legit.

Despite some of the comments to the contrary, it is obvious you are a good looking (no, I'm not gay) fella and seem to be in good shape/health. And despite some of the comments, those girls are nice looking. So, why would you care what a bunch of "old guys" on a Chiefs forum think? You seem to need our approval. I mean, what other explanation is there?

Frankly, I think you have low self esteem and bought the motorcycle to make yourself feel better. Just because you can land some good looking chicks doesn't make you better than anyone. While I nor my wife are in great shape like we were in our youth, we aren't obese or anything. But that doesn't mean jack shit, really. We are happy and that is all that matters. I don't need a motorcycle or pics to prove my manhood. I am perfectly comfortable with it the way it is.

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:36 PM   #1343
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He looks like he could fit in with those party Guidos.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:36 PM   #1344
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Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.
Pretty much where I stand.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:37 PM   #1345
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I figured "IforgotmynameagainImaDumbF' was the same as midnite_cowboy_vulture

I bet his momma would be proud of him and his "two chicks" (would he take 'em home to meet her)......
Those aren't the kind of girls you take home to mom. If you look on their myspace page - they have these kinds of pics with 40 other guys.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:38 PM   #1346
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:39 PM   #1347
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I still don't understand why you are doing this. Why do you feel the need to post this? I mean, we're all just a bunch of old farts. Right? So this makes no sense to me.

I still question whether the pic is even you. And how do we even know these chicks are "with" you or are just friends/relatives/etc.? I guess for now, I will just assume that the pics are legit.

Despite some of the comments to the contrary, it is obvious you are a good looking (no, I'm not gay) fella and seem to be in good shape/health. And despite some of the comments, I think those girls (in the first pic) are nice looking. So, why would you care what a bunch of "old guys" on a Chiefs forum think? You seem to need our approval. I mean, what other explanation is there?

Frankly, I think you have low self esteem and bought the motorcycle to make yourself feel better. Just because you can land some good looking chicks doesn't make you better than anyone. While I nor my wife are in great shape like we were in our youth, we aren't obese or anything. But that doesn't mean jack shit, really. We are happy and that is all that matters. I don't need a motorcycle or pics to prove my manhood. I am perfectly comfortable with it the way it is.

Btw, if you feel the need to tell people that you are cool, you most likely are not cool.


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Old 06-25-2008, 01:42 PM   #1348
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ftr I am in no way affiliated with vulture. my response was fueled by yesterdays thread. its obvious that no matter what some say or do your jealousy remains the same. your a very sad and sorry group here. I thought this board was full of cool chiefs fans not old fat queers. no wonder arrowhead has lost its burst.Posted via Mobile Device
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For the record I have no clue who this whatsmynameagain guy is. You guys can do whatever you want with him.
Uh, yeah right. Sorry but we don't believe you. Your posting style is way too similar. Jealousy is both your mantras.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:42 PM   #1349
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im at work in lenexa on my cell phone. its really funny you think we are the same person. I would comment on the pic but my phone is not displaying it. and that last post calling the other guy good looking just proved my point, bundle of stickss!Posted via Mobile Device
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im at work in lenexa on my cell phone. its really funny you think we are the same person. I would comment on the pic but my phone is not displaying it. and that last post calling the other guy good looking just proved my point, bundle of stickss!Posted via Mobile Device
Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. I take it that you never graduated the 6th grade. Am I right?
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