Poop My wife's vagina smells all the time.? - Page 9

**MahiMike** · 02-04-2015, 04:20 PM

All the time it smells nasty and honestly no matter what she wears, it's always gross smelling. She has a clean bill of health, just a nasty odor. She cleans it regularly, but it has a fishy smell, and white toilet paper left behind pieces. She goes to the obgyn, but they say nothing is wrong. She took a yeast infection pill, but the smell never left. I'm really worried about it. What can the smell be?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...2200207AA3CjPZ

best answer: "what does her nose do?"

**Dave Lane** · 02-05-2015, 11:36 AM

Maybe she has vagina measles

raybec 4 · 02-05-2015, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Maybe she has vagina measles

The dreaded vageasles.......deadly

stumppy · 02-05-2015, 11:58 AM

Had the same problem with this Italian girl I was briefly married to many many years ago. Married less than a year

what can I say??? I was young and dumb. Anyways, this girl was drop dead gorgeous. Did a lot of modeling for Gitano Jeans, was in some ads in Vogue magazine and was in commercials in Philly. It wasn't as bad as the OP's wife but it damn sure got my attention anytime I was working in the general area. Never brought it up but i'm sure someone has by now.

Coochie liquor · 02-05-2015, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Does it really matter at this point? You already know her sausage wallet smells like Joe's Crab Shack, why do you care what she looks like?

I just want to see the fake boobs. He didn't mention smelly boobs...

**gblowfish** · 02-05-2015, 12:04 PM

Maybe you should buy her a nice cake?

Coochie liquor · 02-05-2015, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Denverchief prefers jelly donuts.

Fyp

**Easy 6** · 02-05-2015, 12:29 PM

Her vulva has had a heart attack.

lcarus · 02-05-2015, 01:02 PM

Time to make a sequel to the ball powder thread. A douche thread I guess It would be. And not the typical douche thread that makes up a big portion of this board. Actual real douche.

lcarus · 02-05-2015, 01:05 PM

And pussy stank could be a dietary thing. Your woman eat a lot of ricotta cheese and/or Ravioli-Os?

**gblowfish** · 02-05-2015, 01:07 PM

Holladay · 02-05-2015, 01:57 PM

My best way to describe the first girl was "Elephants at the Zoo". The second girl = more elephants. After awhile I figured that I like elephants

and that was suppose to smell like that.

Joe Seahawk · 02-05-2015, 02:10 PM

I dated a girl just before I met my wife that had that problem, it was pretty bad. I would get it all over my fingers and then when doing her from behind i would place my stinky fingers right under her nose, it didn't help..

Pepe Silvia · 02-05-2015, 02:21 PM

What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Mornin' ladies.

ToxSocks · 02-05-2015, 02:49 PM

My only stank puss story also happens to be my only fat girl story. I've shared this on CP before so i'll make it quick.

My 16th birfday and this ugly chick decides she wants to give me a B-day BJ (my friends had been going around and telling all the girls in the dorm to give me dome for my Bday). She's ugly as ****, imagine a short, fat Michelle Obama with an Elway grill piece. But im 16 and this chick is offering to suck the D so i'm not giving any ****s.

Anyway, she comes in and sucks the D. It's a mediocre BJ so i decide to take her to the bathroom to **** her. She drops her panties and.....and my gawd....it was the most awful, foul smell.

I go for it anyway. Tried to at least.

Couldn't do it. Her face, body and awful smell made my D go limp and couldn't get it in. I put my pants back on and had to tell her to kick rocks.

**MahiMike** · 02-05-2015, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

My only stank puss story also happens to be my only fat girl story. I've shared this on CP before so i'll make it quick.

My 16th birfday and this ugly chick decides she wants to give me a B-day BJ (my friends had been going around and telling all the girls in the dorm to give me dome for my Bday). She's ugly as ****, imagine a short, fat Michelle Obama with an Elway grill piece. But im 16 and this chick is offering to suck the D so i'm not giving any ****s.

Anyway, she comes in and sucks the D. It's a mediocre BJ so i decide to take her to the bathroom to **** her. She drops her panties and.....and my gawd....it was the most awful, foul smell.

I go for it anyway. Tried to at least.

Couldn't do it. Her face, body and awful smell made my D go limp and couldn't get it in. I put my pants back on and had to tell her to kick rocks.

I smell your pain my friend.

02-04-2015, 04:20 PM
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02-05-2015, 11:58 AM	#123
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lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $-399887	And pussy stank could be a dietary thing. Your woman eat a lot of ricotta cheese and/or Ravioli-Os?
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Joe Seahawk This place entertains.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Seattle Casino cash: $6124435	I dated a girl just before I met my wife that had that problem, it was pretty bad. I would get it all over my fingers and then when doing her from behind i would place my stinky fingers right under her nose, it didn't help..
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02-05-2015, 02:49 PM	#134
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $2523063	My only stank puss story also happens to be my only fat girl story. I've shared this on CP before so i'll make it quick. My 16th birfday and this ugly chick decides she wants to give me a B-day BJ (my friends had been going around and telling all the girls in the dorm to give me dome for my Bday). She's ugly as **, imagine a short, fat Michelle Obama with an Elway grill piece. But im 16 and this chick is offering to suck the D so i'm not giving any s. Anyway, she comes in and sucks the D. It's a mediocre BJ so i decide to take her to the bathroom to ** her. She drops her panties and.....and my gawd....it was the most awful, foul smell. I go for it anyway. Tried to at least. Couldn't do it. Her face, body and awful smell made my D go limp and couldn't get it in. I put my pants back on and had to tell her to kick rocks. __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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