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01-30-2009, 05:05 PM | #121 |
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Chitown's maxim, if life gives you lemons, the citric acid will somehow melt your entire house.
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01-30-2009, 05:05 PM | #122 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Oh, and when you explain it to your wife, remember this: you saw the action at 9:00 this morning, and she came down as soon as she got dressed. Then don't ever let your wife visit Chiefsplanet.
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01-30-2009, 05:05 PM | #123 |
don't tell me about collage
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Good shit man, did you really tell her she had a nice ass ? oh and sorry about the marriage thing |
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01-30-2009, 05:05 PM | #124 |
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Damn Chi, you can't make that shit up. Wow, you need to get better at hiding shit from your wife, and lie more. Best of luck with this, damn.
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don't tell me about collage
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01-30-2009, 05:10 PM | #127 |
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01-30-2009, 05:15 PM | #128 |
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Chi, I need help dealing with your sister in law...Mrs. T.B.A.....tell me how you plan to deal with YOUR predicament. I will make it fit my current criteria.
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01-30-2009, 05:17 PM | #129 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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Do yourself a favor - shoot yourself in the face. STAT!
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01-30-2009, 05:20 PM | #130 |
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01-30-2009, 05:21 PM | #131 |
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On our 14th anniversary, I told her..."Being married to you has been the best 12 years of my life....the other 2 have sucked....you know a couple of shitty months here, a couple there...." She was NOT amused.
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Actually, mine too.....just before she punted my testicles. Her philosophy is: If I may have done debauchery....I did.
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It's not my fault that I am this goddamn good looking.....
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