Oral Sex Frequency - Page 9

KC native · 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?

KC native · 12-19-2014, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog

Why is KC Nitwit asking other men about bjs tho

Because I saw someone complaining about never getting head in one of the threads I was reading earlier and it sparked my curiosity as to how shitty some of the CP posters' sex lives are.

KC native · 12-19-2014, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by dls6501

Pole =/= Poll

That was intentional.

**Donger** · 12-19-2014, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?

I am curious, however. How often does she finish?

RaiderH8r · 12-19-2014, 02:29 PM

I only make her give me the last half because I'm a ****in' gentleman.

**Easy 6** · 12-19-2014, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RaiderH8r

I only make her give me the last half because I'm a ****in' gentleman.

thats the only half that matters.

ToxSocks · 12-19-2014, 02:45 PM

If i went down on my wife everyday, i'd get a BJ everyday.

She really enjoys giving while receiving.

booger · 12-19-2014, 02:58 PM

I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent

**Easy 6** · 12-19-2014, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

If i went down on my wife everyday, i'd get a BJ everyday.

She really enjoys giving while receiving.

Yup, I've always found that being willing to give greatly enhances ones chances of being able to receive... and fortunately for me, I'm like a buck in rut when it comes to that, few things turn me on more than getting down on some clean musk.

I get that scent in my nostrils and hoooweee!

**loochy** · 12-19-2014, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent

Wut

**BigMeatballDave** · 12-19-2014, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

fortunately for me, I'm like a buck in rut when it comes to that, few things turn me on more than getting down on some clean musk.

I get that scent in my nostrils and hoooweee!

LOL ****ing this!

Sorter · 12-19-2014, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent

booger · 12-19-2014, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy

Wut

I'm getting her an eye patch for Christmas

booger · 12-19-2014, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter

If she understood golf and the difference between a hook and a slice this would've been much easier!

TLO · 12-19-2014, 03:11 PM

Dayze has some rotten cock going on is what I'm thinking.

booger · 12-19-2014, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

Yup, I've always found that being willing to give greatly enhances ones chances of being able to receive... and fortunately for me, I'm like a buck in rut when it comes to that, few things turn me on more than getting down on some clean musk.

I get that scent in my nostrils and hoooweee!

Yep! Stuff is like catnip

View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure.	72	59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure.	3	2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions.	28	23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option	4	3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant.	14	11.57%
Voters: 121. You may not vote on this poll

12-19-2014, 11:09 AM
KC native Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fort Worth, TX Casino cash: $10049239	Oral Sex Frequency So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently. How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them? Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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12-19-2014, 02:29 PM	#124
RaiderH8r Now it's Willie Time! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Beating hippies Casino cash: $4303512	I only make her give me the last half because I'm a ****in' gentleman. __________________ “You may think RaiderH8r is just a thinker. But I’m not just a thinker. I’m a doer. Every day I go out there, and rev that engine, fire it up, grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And when the fear rises up in my belly, I use it. Fear is powerful, because it’s been there for billions of years. And it is good. And I use it. And I ride it; I ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell.”
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12-19-2014, 02:45 PM	#126
ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $2643063	If i went down on my wife everyday, i'd get a BJ everyday. She really enjoys giving while receiving. __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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12-19-2014, 02:58 PM	#127
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-561450	I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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12-19-2014, 03:11 PM	#134
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $-750000	Dayze has some rotten cock going on is what I'm thinking.
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